Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I had to leave the gym early to detag a photo Jess posted of me where I look fat!” Maybe if you worked out more…
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jeezy creezy. She needs to just get over herself. I’m tagged in unflattering photos where i look fat, and yet, no one cares. Oh wait, she lives in a fictitious world where everyone thinks she is perfect.
Has anyone else gone home early to detag? Be honest.
No but I just left a workout session to check this site LMAO
I love it. I left the gym once cause I heard an ice cream truck outside. True story.
I have never left anywhere to detag… I have however left to upload and tag horrible pictures of myself. Expectations should be lowered.
I did. It was right after a breakup, one of my eyes was closed in most of the pictures, and chips were involved. I knew it wasn’t a pretty time – didn’t need the ex to know it too. I’m not proud, but I’m not sorry.
Yup Iv left places to untag myself :P
Call me shallow but it was a REALLY bad pic!
haha this is possibly my favorite one so far! i think these girls need a reality tv show where you narrate their life.
That’s actually a really great idea. I agree.
Jeez, these women can’t catch a break! Their friends use their images without permission, you use their words without permission…. Maybe they need some professional representation.
Angela’s back! You’re more than welcome to come over and try and warn them of what’s going on, but I promise they wont hear you. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Yeah, couldn’t check in on your nefarious doings for a couple days (got a lot of nasty replies, didn’t I?). But I think I’ve been pretty clear about what I want… I want you to talk to them, face-to-face, explain what you’ve been doing, and let them decide whether you should continue. That’s all! Who knows, they might love a shot at their 15 minutes.
Do you dare, Charlie McDowell?
“Angela” is one of the Girls above you…
Silence angela, women should be seen and not heard, as anything they say is idiotic, proven by what these women say and which is why charlie has made the site as he is the superior gender, so stop trying to be so smart and just go clean something like a good girl
…Call me really slow, but you’re kidding, right?
LMAO Joe, you have balls xD I’m a female, but totally agree :P
Angela,
If you truly believe in everything you’re saying, here is what I suggest:
With the information that you think makes these girls easily identifiable, look them up yourself and educate them to what is going on.
You do not deserve any nasty replies, Angela. You are completely welcome to your opinion and I appreciate it. I also thank you for continuing to visit the site, regardless of your feelings. I shall consider your proposal and if I do decide to talk to them face to face, trust me, you will know about it.
I think Angela is jealous. You should pay more attention to her. She’s crying out to you.
Thanks Charlie, I appreciate your courtesy. Now, I AM going to keep slagging you a bit about this project (it’s still pretty messed up, after all), but I promise to keep it civilized.
I don’t quite understand what the problem is. I mean, Charlie never released their real names, their contact information, etc. For all the difference, he could be coming up with all this comedic gold on his own and only attributing it to two girls living in an apartment to increase the drama and enhance the story… I think it would be an interesting encounter for Charlie to confront the girls one day, but as far as I can tell, Charlie hasn’t been hiding the site from them either. It would be different if they asked him to stop and he continued against their will…
Angeeellllaaaaa! he’s read your comment(s), and he understands your concern. He told you that he’ll take your suggestions into consideration, there’s absolutely NO need to continue polluting this positive, funny blog with your poisonous, irritating words. :)
Oh, what a life they live. Thank you for helping my weekend start of with humor, Charlie.
I mean, off.
I absolutely love this site! It never fails to make my day. Thanks so much Charlie! :D
What if the girls actually read this site but they don’t realize it’s them in the stories? That would be pretty hilarious.
I was reading My Life Is Average today and a friend told me how pointless that site was. He then recommended deargirlsaboveme. So I was naturally curious and asked about the site. He said, “Google it. You’ll see.” I’ve read every single post in this one sitting and I don’t think MLIA will ever keep me satisfied like this can. Keep up the good stalking, Charlie!
Thanks Marissa! My pain will always be here for ya.
Marissa, I totally feel you in the MLIA.. it’s just so boring now that DGAM has entered my life =)
I think that since there is no mention of their names/locations/what they look like, etc… I see no problem in what he is doing.
May I remind others that find this a problem, that people, for years, have been doing the same thing. Have you never talked about a weird neighbor constantly to a friend or co-worker? Doubtful if you haven’t. I know I have, and i didn’t go up so *said* person and tell them, “HI! I doubt you really care who I am, but I’m telling everyone about your antics!”
Btw, In an apartment across the way from mine (our balconies face each others) There is a guy who will climb down a potted plant chain from the first story (which is theirs) to the bottom (an aptmnt which isn’t theirs), he then proceeds to stop, look around, then bolt off. We have dubbed him “Zombie survival guy”. He also stands behind the wall, facing the other direction, and looks around the corner for a good 5-10 minutes before running off across the complex and randomly appearing from a direction he was not anywhere near… I’ve seen him CLIMB UP the chain several times too…
Lmfao zombie survival guy? That’s awesome.
Sometimes I untag myself in pictures that make me look fat and then go eat cake. I mean, clicking takes a lot more energy then actually getting off of my ass.
Everyone needs to leave Angela alone. People have different opinions. Deal with it
*less energy
Charlie, this is the funniest website I have EVER been on. Seriously, getting on and finding a new post makes my day a little better. These girls are hilarioussss!
I just moved into a new apartment last week and I can hear the conversations of the college guys next door… 24 7. I just wanted you to know I share your pain. You have annoying girls. I have drunk guys. I wonders who’s conversations are more interesting.
Start a blog!! :D
How would that go? Lol maybe something like this:
Dear guys next to me,
I’m glad I can only hear you through the wall and not smell you. Seriously nothing better to do than have a farting contest on a Friday night? Btw I think that last one wins..
I agree!!! I would read it…
Good luck stalking the drunk guys, Kate. Their kind is definitely interesting. Once I sat on my deck and watched some drunk high schoolers in the house behind me jump into their pool from a two-story roof. Sadly none of them missed.
It is actually more entertaining than it sounds. Plus its not really stalking if there lives are shoved in your face. Lol. I like to think of it as one of the animal show hosts…..geting facts from the natural habitat.
I’ve been fortunate enough to live 34 years without ever knowing these types of girls and yet I can’t stop reading. I bet they have hair extensions. Their combined STIs are probably higher than their combined IQs.
Charlie, you’re my hero. In High school i was around girls like this all the time. Although i hated High School, those funny times when girls had their moments (and sadly so did us guys) it made life just that much more bearable. Keep up the….well, death to the ears man. “May one fall to the cheers and laughter of others”. You’re doing society a big favor dude. Angela, you are at liberty to say what you want when you want and where (ha, sometimes) But i cant see why you pursue something this fruitless. Have not a life child?
Ooh ooh Charlie, you know what you could do?? You could slide a card under their door with the website URL.
Then if they come downstairs and knock you can hide…if you so wish
That would work…
i found reading the above comments nearly as entertaining as the blog :)
I wanted to let you know, Charlie, that I find your site absolutely hilarious. I’ve been checking up on it every few days or so since I found it (from MLIA, actually) and gotten quite a few laughs out of your posts.
That said, I also read the comments; I think Angela is right. You really should tell ‘the girls’ that you can hear every word they’re saying (most of the time) and that you’ve created an entire website based on their private conversations. Just imagine stubbling upon a website all about the stupidiest comments and questions you’ve said or asked – ugh, it’d be awful. Maybe it’s hypocritical to laugh at it aaand feel slightly offended on their behalves, but at least I’m not laughing and not speaking up for them.
I’m not saying this because I’m a feminist – I’m thinking of it as being amoral in general. In fact, I’m not even saying you should march up there and tell them yourself, just that you… insure that they at least find out; although telling them yourself would be much more commendable.
I had to say it at least once, if only to soothe my own conscious. Oh, and your apartment is fantastically decorated.
Why does everyone want them to find out? That kind of ruins it.
Tabbe, do you think they would actually find this site?
No, i doubt it.
And it’s doubtful that even if they DID find it, they would realize that it was about them.
I still don’t think there is any need to tell them. If they want to be loud neighbors, their “privacy” is close to forfeit.
It’s like people having a “private” conversation on their phone on a bus, not so private.
If someone did something like this to me, I would be more amused than anything.
Then again, I’m working on a webcomic, and a lot of my random spazmosity will be eventually released to the public. *shrugs* then again, I have a great sense of humor. =)
Raine,
I didn’t mean that they should stumble across it – I meant Charlie should MAKE SURE they know about it, at the very least. At least then he could over-hear their thoughts on the matter.
Their apartment is hardly comparable to the bus and I think you know it. Being in a place you call ‘home,’ is definitely not the same; without telling them that he can hear them, Charlie is, in reality, abusing their right to privacy.
I find the site humorous too, you understand, but after reading Angela’s comment I couldn’t help but argee. If they knew… it would be a whole other thing. But they don’t.
Everyone deserves privacy.
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Oh! Oh! What if he told them and then they started talking LOUDER and SLOWWWWWLY so he could specifically hear and write more stuff that might make them more famous!?! Wow. Can you imagine the new levels of Hell he’s be subjected to?
I don’t understand why people (e.g. Angela) need to have the same conversation over & over again. Even if he told the girls he could hear them, I honestly don’t think they’d stop. I’ve had this type of neighbor before. They’ll make an effort for about a day, and then forget all about it. They also can’t help it – they’re not screaming these conversations. The building was poorly made. I’m sure they know he can hear them, since 1. he’s been knocking on the ceiling and 2. they’ve heard him.
Stop getting your panties in a bunch everyone. Enjoy the site for what it is.
Ignoring the whole ordeal that everyone, including Angela, but excluding you, Charlie, I have to say that I have never gone home to detag myself from a pic because I looked fat, in which I took myself away from working out. I have, although, detaged myself from a picture where I found myself looking a little heavyset while sitting on my couch watching TV like I had all day. I think I just lost. Ahaha.
I love this site! It’s hilarious! I don’t see why some people want the girls to know about the site, but whatever, people are entitled to their own opinions.
Oh, and I’ve never detagged myself from a picture.
Who cares? As long as this sites up,
This is free entertainment. Leave Angela alone! (Chris Crocker style)
Dear Guy Below….
I might have developed a slight crush on you. Just sayin’.
Alternatively… OMG! That guy below says the funniest things! I’d totally do him..
In all fairness due to the quality of bimboness in the quotes from them whos to say they would even understand Charlie’s ‘letters’.
XD i agree
You know, for a minute I felt obligated to post a comment here, since I’ve been reading your posts and some comments for a few days now. I kind of felt like the lurking was a little creepy, you know? Then I remembered that this site is basically about stalking.
Lol same Quinchless..
I’ve got a question Charlie: is that your real beard?
XP just wondering
Just to…mention, I suppose, if Charlie does tell the girls, and they aren’t angry, and they actually *know* Charlie, from the way they sound on this site, it’s a possibility they might want to bang him. In my opinion, that is.
Oh dear.
Charlie will be involved in a threesome.
Good lord. I would feel good AND bad for Charlie in this case. I mean it would be sweet to know your work impressed the subject soo much that they’d freely bang you and all, but, with these girls?
Charlie, make sure to keep protection readily accessible. To prevent hepatitis. And perhaps to act as a deterrent, based on a previous post.
Well, some of you argue that the two girls would never find this site, but since a lot of people re-tweet these posts there is a chance that one of their friends or someone that they know might read this site and re-tweet a post and the girls might see it on twitter; which they probably use. So, there is a chance that they could stumble upon this site, but i hope you dont tell them because it wouldnt be the same if they knew.
Ha, when they do find out, I think these comments will be twice as hurtful as the posts themselves.
Think about it, people.
Charlie, do what you want. We don’t even know who these people really are.
This is innocent.
The true victim is Charlie being stuck under them. Everyone has said something dumb in their lives…these girls just happen to do it every single day..
After reading the opinions on whether Charlie should tell the girls or not, I still can’t understand any offense being taken. I mean, it isn’t like Charlie has bugged their room and is recording their conversations against their will. Remember, this site started because the girls were loud and obnoxious, oblivious to the fact that there were other people in the building, and instead of getting angry and upset at them, Charlie turns it into humor.
While it’s slightly ridiculous to stop exercising and rush home to un-tag a photo… I think you’re missing the point here. Everyone feels uncomfortable in his/her own skin sometimes. She’s being honest about it and has every right to present to the world an image of herself that she likes.
Sorry, Charlie. I’m usually laughing when I visit your site, but I’m on the fence on this one.