Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“I swipe checked him and he was way smaller than I expected.” Since when does penis size and grocery store terminology coexist?
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1st comment! these always make me laugh
Didn’t you hear?! They’re having a buy one, get one free* sale at grocery stores around the country!
*Free “item” must be of equal or lesser…value…than original
I so wish there was a “like” button here…XD
Every time I read a post, I just think
“I would like to one day meet these girls.”
Eustaceeee… you split an infinative…
hahahaha. That can be deceiving
I didn’t realize “swipe checking” was such a thing. Great, another thing for my penis to worry about.
You wouldn’t know it was a real thing because you probably hang out with normal people… Well… You know what I mean.
Aww, Charlie, you’re sexy no matter what!
Haha I’ve never heard of it either. I can’t see how that wod be a very acurate way of knowing..
i don’t even know what that means! ahahhahahaha
These girls talk in ways I do not understand :S
huh, not familiar with this method…
lol these girls are a disgrace to other girls around in this world…
what does this even mean?
From what I gather, a girl “swipe checks” a guy to make sure his penis size is up to “standards” before she moves forward.
My whore friend told me it means you bump into the guy to get an idea of how big he is. It’s…. disgraceful how they talk. haha
… SO CONFUSING!!!!
My question is what kind of
‘swipe’ are they talking about? And how can they do this inconspicuously?
You just kind of accidently bump them with your hand? That or the point isn’t to be inconspicuous……But hey on the bright side they found a way to not have the obligation to laugh when the guy takes his pants off. Lol
these broads don’t even make sense. Pisses me off.
wow! way to judge someone by the size of their dick!
Every post makes me worry more and more that my sister is one of the girls…
Hun, every post makes me GLAD I’m not one of those girls….. It’s a disgrace. If your sister turns out to be one of them….. I wish you good luck my dear.
does this happen while in the grocery store? what an awkward moment, hey i just grabbed your dick and it seems up to par wanna hook up? what happens if she’s wrong?
Oh dear…DanielD. I want to apologize in advance if she is…
I just want to know what will happen when one of these girls finds this website and realizes that these all bare a striking resemblance to the things she recently said.
I wonder that, too! Maybe Charlie will post her/their reaction(s)…
I absolutely love this site xD
What worries me is that I read this, understood it completely, & actually know people that talk about doing that.
Dear Charlie, your blog brightens up a winter’s day here in Melbourne, Australia! Mea, perhaps you actually KNOW these girls? Please don’t tell them! This is too much fun! :)
Charlie, you’re brilliant for creating this.
haha i should try this one..
no Lola, no!
Bad Lolah, bad.
With every post to here I thank the gods that I am a round, level-headed (albeit goofy) woman… And not some idiotic twit like these girls.
I do love hearing about them. It makes me snicker.
They are missing out if these guys are growers not showers.
Very creepy. I’m just glad I’m not like them. :-)
I’m pretty sure swipe check is when your making out with him the first time but not going further and you just kind of feel down there for a second to see what you are getting into. Because it isnt accurate if he isnt hard.
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“swipe check” … todos los dias se aprende algo nuevo…
New Method of Checking Out?…
I don’t know of this method. Guess I should… try it? LOL!!!! I’m so kidding. T_T Girls Above Me, “I swipe checked him and he was way smaller than I expected.” Since when does penis size and grocery store terminology coexist? DearGi…
Well it ain’t on Urban Dictionary, so I have no way of finding out what they meant.
i wish i could like this comment.
I have soooo done that before. A girl just doesn’t want to be wasting time on small attributes!
Mental…..
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