Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
Ladies, your casserole went in the oven at 7:40, it’s now 8:24 and smells like–“CATHY, the–the thingy’s on fire!” Never mind.
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Ahaha they set their dinner on fire. Nicely done.
win!!!
lol, so funny! I love this site!
teehee~
:)charlie. your so awesome. thanks for making my day.
Thanks, Noel!
What’s more pathetic, them burning their casserole or me getting nervous knowing that the casserole was burning?
lol, I thought it was them forgetting the term “casserole” and saying “thingy” was more pathetic.
Could have at least said “food”…
you getting nervous. . . just kidding! (: you and this site are amazing!
It’s ok, you’re a concerned citizen. Plus they could have burned the whole place down, including your apt.
I’d be nervous as hell if the apartment above mine could potentially be on fire.
Honestly, Charlie, probably you. hahah
I feel like one day when they figure out what a computer is they’ll find this site and I will laugh. A lott. <3
Haha! Are they blonde or just dumb?:) haha You make my day :D
What’s the difference? ;)
Hair color has nothing to do with intelligence and I kind of want to find and smack you for saying so. >.>
Oh dear lord. They are seriously that stupid?
I hope that when it comes time for their Darwin Award they don’t take you out with them Charlie.
so if you really did hear that statement from them, you must now know one of their names. Unless her name actually is cathy and then you would be clairvoyant as well as the proprietor of a great site.
Yeah, i’m just hoping one of them does something EXTREMELY diserving of a darwin award… like trying to fly or thinking a cotton mouth is a worm….
LOL well said my friend, well said…
It was tempting to go up there, but then I realized I can’t interfere with nature. I can only document it.
lol
Yeah, I think this site pretty well demonstrates that you aren’t interested in looking out for their good. Letting them smoke out their kitchen for humor’s sake isn’t exacting the epitome of “good neighbor”, is it?
This website makes my day ^.^ The most interesting thing I hear from the people living upstairs is the man galumphing around all day… and night.
hahahaha, I love that they called it “thingy”… definitely made my crappy day better!
Hey Mitchell,
I’m sorry your day was crappy. Mine was too. We can be crappy day buddies someday
So that was fairly creepy.
Hey Lahela!
That sounds great to me! I’ll look for you on here for the next crappy day all right? :-)
O__O You mean they cook?! I feel scared for charlie’s safety
I agree. They cook?! Oh, dear… Does that mean they have knifes too?
No, technically they don’t cook. They burn. It’s a different art all together.
And probably run with them as well
Heyyy, give them a break on this one, cooking is not easy…
What kind of casserole?
Once, while baking cookies, I set the oven timer for 9 hours instead of 9 minutes. It didn’t end well.
Charlie, your remarks are what make the quote of the day even better.
Hey Charlie just wanted you to know that I look forward to your posts every day! Also, I too have to listen to the antics of the people above me. Luckily my room is underneath the dinning room and I only have to listen to the crazy recountings of the time they did coke and hid in the bathroom or about the women they date. My roommate whose room is under their bedrooms has to listen to their more nefarious night time activities. Although in the case of our most recent guy above us means she only has to suffer for two minutes.
This anthropology experiment is amazing… Don’t go Jane Goodall on us now and want to live among them
Best comment ever!
Rofl haha I love this site!!! The best part is that lots of people know you now from your posts, yet the girls above you probably have no clue they’re, like, famous!!! What will you do if they ever move out??? :( nvm that idea just totally ruined my happy mood… Anyways this was funny ! :)
Do you really think you “know” Charlie? He’s, like, famous too!
Oh fuck off
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Maddie, you’re awesome. just needed you to know that.
Why thank you. You too, Ryan.
wat a bitch Angela, totally agree with Maddie. I’m from New Zealand and love reading these posts.
Haha, thanks
at least we now know one of their names is Cathy
Come one man… “thingy”? I’ve always loved your sit but it’s beginning to seem a little staged. Or like you’re making it up.
Y’know, when something is on fire, “thingy” is really the only thing you can think of. Belive me, I’ve had a lot of experience.
well now we know their names- Cathy and Claire (one of them said ‘claire’ in an earlier one)