Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Honestly, what we need in our lives is a puppy. Can’t you just imagine him running around?!” Please tell me I’m in Inception.
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I dont think they would grasp the concept of feeding it and stuff like that
okay, i totally love this site. so i just thought i would say that.
Oh good God. Charlie, it’s your duty to go up there and confuse them with your good looks. Those girls CANNOT have a puppy.
buy them a stuffed dog and leave it outside their door….they wont even know the difference
I’m actually considering this…
Or one of those robot dogs?
if you do, take a video of the first time they attempt to take it on a walk. that would be priceless
Hey have you ever scene the site theoatmeal.com i feel if you were to collaborate with this man you two could create the most entertaining and hilarious thing on the whole damn internet.
Yep a puppy! You visit Oz every day and of all things you can ask the Wizard for, you pick a puppy? Me thinks not!
On a side note, Inception was a kickass movie.
Yes, yes it was.
Is it too early to call animal cruelty?
If you direct them to your previous posts I should think that it would be completely acceptable to include animal control in this situation. The whole ordeal reminds me of a bomb threat.
Absolutely godly.
And you really should get them a stuffed dog…
…And then post a video of you leaving it for them! Teehee. Just a thought…
Personally, I can imagine him running…but he’s trying to escape…
I kinda think you are going to be the one taking care of it. You should probably put Animal Control’s number on speed dial… on your phone AND their’s.
This is the best post I could have asked for on my B-day. Now to go chase my own puppy…
Happy Birthday, Karen!
We have the same birthday! Happy Birthday! I get to chase around kitties instead of a puppy though.
My puppy, Mr. Bo Jangles, asks you on behalf of canines everywhere to please stop them. He says there is enough animal cruelty in this world already.
Hmm… If I were you I wouldn’t even leave a stuffed puppy. You’d have to call animal control even for that.
Oh no….now you will not hear them talk over the yapping puppy!
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Maybe you should just let them pet your dog. That may satisfy them
just go up to them with your devilishly good looks. It’ll confuse them long enough to forget about a puppy, then you can go back to your apartment, and continue making fun of their hideously hilarious conversations.
I’m not quite sure they are seeing these “devilishly good looks” you’re talking about.
Wear the thong, no matter how it turns out it will be an unforgetable night.
You should let an angry ferret loose in their place. Crawl up the fire escape if you have to. Ferrets aren’t noisy and it’d be too intelligent for the girls to ever catch it! They’d leave food out to try to lure it, so it’d be set for nourishment. After a week or so of dealing with a small animal in their place, they might have second thoughts about a puppy. Once you hear this, next time they’re out, go up there and steal the ferret back and leave a goodbye letter from it so they don’t worry.
i really like this idea.
Just for future reference:
I found that my ferret (though it may be true for all ferrets, I don’t know) was irresistably attracted to bags (paper, so no light shines in) and pillowcases that were held open on the ground. This would be a quick way to nab the ferret and get out. :)
I just hope they don’t think it’s a rat and thus ugly and thus needs to die. :( I love ferrets.
After their comment about Cruella De Vil, I feel like is a very bad decision.
I feel like the dog might raise the IQ in the apartment
I know… I’ll let them take my ‘puppy’ for a day. Nothing like letting them adopt a 100 pound German Shepherd who won’t let a man near them to talk them out of the ‘puppy’ phase in about 10 seconds flat!
Just think of all the dog related posts you will get to make. It will expand your audience.
Of course, if it is Inception, and you plant the idea in their head that they don’t need a dog…who knows what they’ll get instead!
If you are in Inception, maybe you should go in and steal the idea out of their heads? That way they won’t consider it anymore!
How are they in college?! Their combined I.Q. wouldn’t even have one person passing 1st grade!! Also, Inception FTW. :) Love your site!!
First off you should definitely get yourself a totem just to make sure you’re not dreaming, Charlie. And second you should also get them a FURreal Friend (a stuffed dog that makes noises) itll confuse them.
You should dress up in a puppy suit and see if they buy it. Then you could get even closer to them and do some super-recon!