Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
17
“Every time my dad has another kid, my trust fund cuts in half.” Maybe he’s gonna keep going till he gets it right. Stop that man!
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first! i think…..
Nicely done Beth.
woooh i’ve never been first before!
It’s pretty sad that I was second, but I’m just gonna roll with it.
in half? maybe it’s just me, but something doesn’t really add up here.
Yes, I agree. I’m no math wiz, but I’m pretty sure the numbers are off.
Agreed. So, if they have 4 kids, she’s only going to be getting 1/16 of what she’d be getting as an only child.
I’d be pissed too!
No, my green friend, according to her wicked logic that would be 1/8 – and only if she’s eldest.
Lol, I meant four OTHER kids apart from her. You’re right… including her, if there were four kids, she’d have 1/8.
Math isn’t her strong point, Ryan. ;) LQTM (laughing quietly to myself)
then what is her strong point?
(if any of course)
Getting laid, makeup, designer purses, and, oh yeah, getting laid.
She seems like a real genius to me…. Oh dear. Watch out for her.
Strong point? Um… um… I’m sure she has some skills… just nothing you can teach in a classroom. Or show off in public.
Fire breathing??…juggling midgets??…a knack for witchraft??
what skill are we talking about here???
Lol… I was aiming in a more X-rated direction with the comment, but now I’m convinced you’re correct— she’s an expert midget juggler.
Of course, given the state of society and the internet, juggling midgets could potentially be X-rated…
Really fast at texting?
Or perhaps vast Facebook stalking skills?
Facebook stalking DOES require some skill…….
So… she’s an aunt….
Only if her siblings have had kids.
Stellar definition of the word “aunt”
So I had a blonde moment, no need to hate. haha.
Oh no, there are multiples of her running around somewhere??
Maybe her dad found the site and read all of the posts….
She should be thankful she even has a trust fund… or is that too much to ask?
Bahahahaha I love this one!
When they leave -if they ever do- you should give them a link to this site. They’d appreciate it, I’m sure. Manchester loves ya btw :D
you mean there’s potentionally more of her kind?!
Her strong points must be getting laid, makeup, designer purses, and, oh yeah, getting laid.
Sorry about the double content 0.o
And whoever spammed about The Oatmeal, has fantastic taste. :)
I’m concerned for the public if there’s more than one of her kind.
Oh no! There’s two of ’em up there! Hahaha
If there’s more than one, I wonder if its hereditary…
I would say yes, and take it a step further to postulate that it’s a dominant gene.
I have now found a new source of entertainment. I am suddenly not so happy about living in a loft overlooking Bergen and a little jealous of you.
ha ha! this sight is so great! my brother showed it to me and it’s so awesome! thx for the great entertainment charlie!
Charlie, I think this is the beginning of a long and enjoyable internet relationship.
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