Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
03
“Here’s the plan for tonight: we stay in, drink red wine, and do kegel exercises.” Let me know if you guys need a spotter.
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That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Time to work on my penis push ups.
hmmmmm… *smiles*
“Look! No hands!”
Penis push ups? All you can really do is one, then wait a while and then one.
LMAO You’re amazing. ;)
you need a tape recorder so you can produce an album called Sounds of the Kegel” You might be able to sell it to some paleontologists or something.
Paleontologist dig up dinosaurs…besides it sounds like a great plan to me
Plan on studying to become and anthropoligist….. lets pass that tape around to some of those xD
oh my lord…..what won’t these girls do?!
Charlie :)
I’m quite speechless…
Oh man, these girls are insane.
It’s times like these when you would rather have them partying hard than, um, -cough- exercising, huh?
Never do these girls ever fail to amuse me.
Wow….just wow…..
sounds like a very relaxed night for these two
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the GAY (girls above you) found this website?
I’ve thought that same thing. they’d probably be flattered.
Sometimes I’ve wondered if you make these things up. I mean, really… you know? Like, who can be THAT stupid, THAT often?
But this? No. It’s too freaking… *insert adjective here* to be fake!
This site seriously makes my day. Hands down.
i love these stories so much. i actually have a guy that rides my bus that i text and tweet about because he’s so entertaining. love this website :)
O.o
I want to hear those stores, emily :)
eww
Charlie… i thought you said you’d ride around my block…. *sighs sadly*
haha
sry i havent been on in awhile.
I just wanted to let you know that i have officially become as addicted to knowing what the girls said for the day as you have….. we need to start a rehab group or something… this is just sad, lol
There’s nothing wrong with staying on top of your game.
Pun intended.
Umm…is that your plan, or thiers” I’m pretty sure I’d buy ear plugs
I really hope they have found this website and said something like “Wow. There is something wrong with those girls.”