Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

06

My real estate agent just called to tell me that this blog may depreciate the value of my condo. I told her to go sell a house.

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  1. Cassanda says:

    Don’t sell your condo until I am 18. I will in the first 50 in line to buy.

  2. ranee says:

    2nd :)

    • ranee says:

      and good comeback, charlie. i dont think shell be complaining about this website again any time soon..

  3. Emma says:

    Haha your real estate agent knows about your blog?

  4. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    how could this lower the value? if anything, it should raise the value

  5. Grace says:

    How would it lower the value? That’s a sad thing. Solution- Never move. Or sell the condo to me at an un-depreciated price ;)

  6. Areva says:

    I would live there(:

  7. Louisa says:

    TBH I don’t think people know what they are saying, I wouldn’t want to lose IQ points having to listen to the girls all day.
    No offense Charlie.

  8. brenda says:

    NOOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE don’t sell?!?! where am i going to get my daily laugh/pick me up?!?! ahhaha

    • Helen says:

      =( Please don’t move. Unless you move somewhere with equally hilarious neighbors to make fun of.

  9. Isabel says:

    She should be calling the girls–they’d be making inane comments even if this website didn’t exist…

  10. Rel says:

    Some days I wonder ‘am I normal for not being like these girls’ Then I remember, how happy am I being able to carry on normal conversations.

  11. Seattle Jenny says:

    the real issue with this place is the TERRIBLE sound insulation. do not buy.

  12. Shay says:

    you tell ’em, Charlie! it’d probably increase the price anyway, who knows.

    Thanks for the great site, you never fail to make me laugh (:

  13. FyoraSilverwolf says:

    So, your real estate agent knows about the blog, but the girls above you have no idea?

    How odd.

  14. hmm says:

    DONT SELL!

  15. JPC says:

    Planing on moving?

  16. Athena says:

    I think them moving in above you depreciated the value, not your blog.

  17. Maddie says:

    So it’s sort of like a haunted house in a way.
    Some would refuse to live in such a place,
    yet, well others would pay more then necessary to reside there.
    Maybe you will strike a deal! ^^

  18. Kerrie says:

    Your agent is secretly a fan. No worries.
    The price should be raised, for lowering your stress (by laughing at the girls), and raised self esteem (by knowing your smarter).

  19. Tuff Scruff says:

    Hopefully you’ll read this because we couldnt find any contact info but you’ve been featured on our website!

    http://tuffscruff.tumblr.com/post/1078387140/he-makes-us-laugh-and-has-good-facial-hair-tuff

    Cheers!
    Tuff Scruff
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  20. Matthew says:

    I’m not sure.. I think I would pay extra because of the blog…

  21. Captain K says:

    Hell yes, Charlie, hell yes.

  22. Pumaman says:

    ummm…I think the girls might actually be on to this…no way…they couldn’t be smart enough to make their own site…Charlie? Check this out… http://www.dearguybelowus.com I mean, what?

  23. Emily Heather says:

    Good for you! You tell her :)

    Charlie, these posts always make my day. I hope these girls realize they can never ever move. Ever. It would send all your fans into a panic!

  24. Taylor says:

    So wait, now not only do the girls not know that there is a site in which the guy who lives below them writes letters to them, but also that there is a site in which people who are pretending to be them are writing responses to the guy who has been writing them letters.? Wow, these girls are gonna need some serious therapy after all of this.

  25. Drew says:

    Charlie, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Keep up the good work!

  26. Lexie says:

    Have you ever actually said where you live? If not, I can’t imagine how that would effect the value of the condo.

  27. Sydney says:

    Oh My Gosh,
    I love your humor so much!
    It’s the perfect kind, you never fail to me laugh, which is good…laughing is good!
    Anyways, you’re hilarious and I go on your website daily!

  28. Charlotte says:

    I would so buy your condo if you sold it xD Sounds hilarious.
    The again, that time I have during lunch with nothing to do would be horrible without you and MLIA.

  29. Alexis says:

    Uh, can I marry you?

  30. Mr Bean says:

    Quick question…?? how did your estate agent know it was your site??just deny it!!!it’s not like she’s gonna sue, or even worse, tell the girls about it.

  31. hannah says:

    OK that is HILARIOUS.

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