Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

08

“NO WAY, Kate set off a metal detector from her pesci piercing!?” Great, now I can only picture Joe Pesci when I see a vagina.

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  1. anonymouse says:

    yay for the piercings! Vom for the knowledge that these girls have their vags poked.

  2. Mitchell says:

    Yeah, I vommed a little too upon reading this.

  3. robot says:

    I can only picture Eddie Murphy when I see a penis. Thanks Charlie.

  4. Voldemort says:

    FOURTH.

  5. Tatianna says:

    Good to know we can count posts. Back to the GAMs, ew. I feel sorry for the officer/person that had to figure out what was setting the detector off.

  6. Emily says:

    Ouch…wth?

    Poor Charlie, you have to hear waaaay more than you really care to about these girls.

  7. ranee says:

    oh my godddd… WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO GET A PIERCING THERE?!?! what is wrong with them?! *facepalm*

    *scarred for life*

    • Mabrey says:

      I don’t see how va-jay-jay piercings could be considered ‘attractive’ or ‘trendy’

      • Cindy says:

        not that I’ve ever had it pierced or would ever have it pierced, but I hear it helps get to the big O faster…

  8. vampiresquirrel says:

    …mind…bleach…

  9. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    not to be that guy, but it actually wouldn’t set off a metal detector. i have more piercings than I’d care to admit, and I’ve never set off a metal detector

  10. Maddie says:

    Maybe Kate is the ‘dumb’ friend of their group… :O

  11. Ready Salted says:

    ….which is how often?

  12. Dear Boy Below says:

    If you had a life, you wouldn’t care what the people upstairs said or did.

    Good luck, dude.

  13. DONTJUDGEME says:

    yay big bang theory referencE!

  14. Abby says:

    Up until recently, I wondered how awful it was to be in your shoes, Charlie. Now I have my own set of girls above me and while I can’t hear what they’re saying they certainly have a way of making themselves heard. I empathize. :)

  15. Cassandra says:

    Speaking of “The Big Bang Theory”, do you watch it Charlie?

  16. Sebastiaan says:

    Nice immplementation of Rule 34 of the Internet…

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