Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

14

“If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, can I just skip the others?” That might be healthier than throwing them up.

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  1. mimi says:

    Ewww. How is it that these girls are the future? I’m terrified.

  2. robot says:

    I smell a future Darwin Award winner.

  3. Max says:

    There’s an ancient Bulgarian/Chinese/Whateveristan proverb “Eat your breakfast alone. Share your lunch with your friend. Give your dinner to your enemy.” So for the sake of argument I’ll just be on their side this time cause this time they actually might be onto something.

  4. Justin says:

    Looks like somebody took an extra dose of their stupid pills today!

  5. Charlotte says:

    Ooh bulimic joke. You went there.

  6. Emily says:

    I hope you don’t know they throw them up from having to listen to that, too. D:

  7. Isabel says:

    danggg thats not cool most people other than guys DO just eat breakfast as their only meal of the day.

  8. Becca says:

    I guess that’s a legitimate question. They could give their other meals to the homeless guy on the street

  9. Beauty__is_truth says:

    I wonder since you hear everything have you heard them throwing up?

  10. Mitchell says:

    Love the bulimic joke. XD

    • ANON says:

      heey ohhfuck im bulimic and i actually found the joke to be offensive

      • Mitchell says:

        I used to be anorexic- I understand the seriousness of an eating disorder. Had he made an anorexic joke I would not have been offended since I understand it is simply a joke. If you have an ED, then I’d encourage you to seek help to ocercome this as it can cause serious health problems in the future.

  11. Serena says:

    LOL i love this and you those girls are sooo stupid.

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