Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“He’s on some fantasy team, but don’t you think he’s too small to play football?” I can’t wait for you to go to one of his games.
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I suspect that the girls live in a fantasy
small as in how? did they do a “drive by?”
BAHAHA. You’re a loyal fan :)
Awesome XD
They need a dictionary. It would answer most of their questions that they ask.
Having a dictionary would solve most of their problems. As soon as they learn to read.
Wait, is the dictionary a book?
Yeah, it’s one of those ones that a lot of people tend to think you can’t actually read, but hey! :P
Lmao wtf?? Haha they do need to learn how to ready before the get a dictionary (:
Seeing these weaknesses has left me wondering what their strengths are…par-taying and preening don’t count. My mind is blank.
Yeah, so are theirs!
I did have a vision of nail polish and a hacky sack, not sure if it means anything or not. Now my head hurts, mainly the left side of my brain.
I really hope one day these girls become fans of this site without realizing it’s about them.
As entertaining as that would be, it’s not possible. The site thrives on mocking these girls ignorance. So if one of them where to visit with out realizing she was one of the subjects, she’d simply see her questions as legitimate concerns and repeat them… ya that would be hilarious.
I have a feeling that they **might** relate to these posts, if they were to somehow stumble upon this page, and then like them on facebook or retweet them, essentially spreading to more people, that they know! Now THAT would be hilarious.
wow.
I feel so smart reading this page after a long day of math and Spanish. Thank you so much, Charlie. :)
Hey Charlie,
I have been having a really hard time with being sick and suffering from depression but your posts always put a smile on my face every day.
thanks :)
I guess it doesn’t say much for my reputation, or my intellect, to say that I am woefully confused about this post and if only someone could explain it to me, I’d understand…If I don’t understand what the girls are saying, AND I don’t understand the joke, does that make me doubly stupid?
Look up “Fantasy Football” It’s like, imaginary teams that people construct and get really into.
It’s a guy thing.
Random note… I’m fairly impressed how civil and topical the comments section on your blog always seems to stay. People unite on one front against your insane neighbors. It tends to prevent mindless arguing here. You’re a lucky guy, having such intellectual and moderate readers ;)
I have never heard of fantasy football until today, so we CAN learn something from these girls! It sounds like ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ for sports geeks … is that right?! Did I learn good?!
Exactly actually :) My boyfriend plays it and I made that comparison before. He hates it.
I feel a little bit stupid right now. Ok, so I get what fantasy football is, but I don’t get what she means by “too small to play football.” Could somebody explain this?
They’re probably saying he’s too small height-wise and strength/size. in other words, not a football build. And that’s probably why they’re saying too small to play football
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He said he had to skip out on our date to go on a raid… Isn’t he a little, like, young to be in the army? I don’t know what a level 80 Paladin is but it sounds impressive.
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