Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“In getting colonics, we basically paid 75 dollars to take the biggest shits of our lives.” Ha, mine was only 7.99 at Chili’s.
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Yet their daddies will pay the bill so it’s all cool. (First?)
Ya, but I’ll end up having to pay our plumbing bill.
Ew
double eww
didn’t need that visual! LOL esp on FB! I had to quit reading those comments!
I’m assuming that their toilet is directly above yours, if so, having them poop at a clinic could be advantageous.
So thats what people are spending their money on these days.
LMAO
Colonics are the new pedicure.
Beautiful on the inside.
I don’t even know what to say to this quite honestly.
girls don’t poop.
i’m with you, there. I can think of more enjoyable ways to set my bum on fire :P
yum.
(Just thought I’d be different)
Charlie, even you paid too much. Dollar menu at McDonald’s is where the real shit-bargain is.
Pun intended.
I’m glad you’re honest about your intended puns. So many people aren’t…
I _LOVE_ shit-bargains. *heads off to McDonald’s with a newspaper*
I had chillis for lunch today. The first thing I did upon returning was check this site. Im looking forward to a cheap colonic tomorrow now.
Sales at Chili’s is either going to go way up tomorrow or plummet because of this.
I wonder how you justify it as the shit of a lifetime. Does it go by weight,size or maybe duration?
gonna go ahead and say it probably goes by mass//volumne of the shit in whole.
ahaha.
That’s a rather disturbing visual.
you know what I think? later on in life after you’ve moved out and when you and one of these girls are older and wiser you’re going to meet and start and dating, but it won’t work out because she dumped you when you told her about this…
But… if she is older and wiser, wouldn’t she see that she was blissfully ignorant and happily oblivious in her youth and laugh it off? Isn’t that what true wisdom would do?
You’ve got a point.
perhaps so…maybe not laugh it off, but forgive
no, he is full of it
More like full of shit. ;P
Looks like we all need some colonics…
Well, that’s still 1/10th the cost of liposuction.
I work at Chili’s lol I didn’t realize this was one of our specials
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