Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

06

“The psychic said that in a past life I hung out with Jesus! Does that mean I’ve, like, walked on water?” No, he made you swim.

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  1. Dave says:

    On this one, I’m not sure if I should be more concerned about the psychic or the girls…

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I’m concerned that the psychic said they were “hanging out.”

      • Sienna says:

        Or maybe the girls were paraphrasing. Knowing them, they probably couldn’t remember exactly what was said.^-^

  2. Mea-chan says:

    These chicks aren’t serious. Are they?

  3. ella says:

    maybe she was one of the many prostitutes…

    • Lulu says:

      I was going to leave another comment…but I like this one so much better. And it is more likely as well.

  4. Betsy says:

    If they were hanging out, she was probably one of the thieves on the other two crosses. So, she was a dude who either repented or didn’t repent. Or she was Judas…

  5. john says:

    ella says:
    October 6, 2010 at 11:38 am

    maybe she was one of the many prostitutes…

    FTW!!! I ROFL’d at that.

  6. Voldemort says:

    Woah Charlie is dating an actress, sorry fan girls haha

  7. Lord Voldemort says:

    What… WHAT IS THIS! THIS BUTT TRUMPET IS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME! Ohhhhhhhhh you better watch out! My death eaters will mess. you. UP!
    Voldemort Out…Bitches!

    • Harry Potter says:

      You do realize that killing people will not make them like you, they’ll just be dead, right?

      • Hedwig says:

        Hoot……hoot…..*drops acceptace letter in Charlie’s lap and flies off*

      • Lord Voldemort says:

        I know….But. If this Impostor wants to prove hes me, THEN I CHALLENGE HIM TO A DANCE OFF!!!

      • Lord Voldemort says:

        Wait.. HARRY POTTER!!!!!! AVADA KEDAV…. oh whats the use. Killing people doesn’t make them like you. It just makes them dead.`

      • Luna Lovegood says:

        Haha!I didn’t expect to see you here Harry. lol. Any chance you’ve seen Draco? He told me to meet him at his rocket ship so we could go to Pigfarts, but I can’t seem to find him.

    • Death Eater says:

      Is Voldemort out bitches from A Very Potter Musical !?!?

  8. bill says:

    nice job on the girl charlie..

  9. Mabrey says:

    I thought these girls just recently found out that the bible was an actual book..

  10. Megan says:

    Sometimes, I’m seriously concerned for your safety in that apartment that you live in.

  11. Ginny Weasley says:

    *face palm*

  12. Anna says:

    Haha. I feel bad for whatever children these girls have. So sad.

    I love how so many of these posts are HP fans, glad to see there are no Edwards or Bellas.

  13. Cedric Digory says:

    WTF Voldemort you kill me and even in death you compare me to..to TWILIGHT!?! Thats low “he who should not be named” even for you.

    • Lord Voldemort says:

      Its YOUR fault Cedric, YOUR FAULT! You left to be a sparkley fairy.

      • Cedric Digory says:

        I was just so upset that I couldn’t win the Tri-wizard cup I thought I would try being a sparkle for a while just to see how it felt ya know…but unfortunatly I think I like it…

    • Lord Voldemort says:

      You know Cedric, we all have certain fetishes. You like running around sparkling. I like killing people. We can work through this together

      • The Fourth Wall says:

        Why don’t you shuddup Voldy, you die in book seven, movie 8. >->

      • Cedric Digory says:

        Yes we can. when you die in the subsiquent movies you can come join me on Twilight 10 New Half Moon Wooden Spike Silver Bullet Revenge the sequal…

  14. miss lini massacre says:

    Here I am, up at 4am to do miserable homework, and you literally made me burst out laughing.

    I love you for your hilariousness!

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  16. roger says:

    It’s posts like this that keep me coming back and checking this site regularly, thanks for the info!

  17. Evancho says:

    You mention such a great things here and it is always pleassure to read. Hope to hear more and learn from you.

  18. Luna Lovegood says:

    Seriously this post and subsequent comment thread made my day. It even had the nargles giggling.

  19. Crookshanks says:

    Good going, Charlie. She’s a nice ‘un.

  20. Christa says:

    Oh yeah? Well in my past life I was Mary Magdalene. HA.

  21. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (Prof. Diddy) says:

    I like this thread, It has fellow AVPM watching buddies. I also love you Charlie, I’ve been reading these for months, and it never fails to get a chuckle out of me. xD Thanks Muchly :D

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