Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

13

“I watched a special on conjoined twins and all I could think about was karate chopping them to freedom.” You should be a doctor.

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  1. Gretchen says:

    that karate chopping would be cool, albeit, ineffective

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  3. Becca says:

    I like that they are branching away from Jersey Shore and watching somewhat educational programs

  4. Charlie McDowell says:

    To be fair, I’ve had similar thoughts.

  5. Adi says:

    Totally rad.
    She could be Dr. Bruce Lee!

  6. Matt says:

    These karate chopping doctors should go on this list:

    http://1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001

  7. Val says:

    Yes, girls, let’s punished those with a birth defect…
    which one of you is first? :)

  8. C.J says:

    To be honest I would probably vocalize something much like this to my friends. Not because I believe that something like that is actually possible, but it’s funny.

  9. Bonzai says:

    I have never felt closer to these girls. I can’t watch a short person documentary without imagining them wrestle. Does that make me a bad person?

  10. allana says:

    she’d be top of her class….

  11. Maddie says:

    I’m actually rather surprised that they haven’t made a comment of the miners in Chile. I thought the girls might have an interesting point or two. But I guess conjoined twins seem much more captivating.

  12. bekahbacon says:

    Conjoined seems like an awfully big word for them… It’s a whole nine letters.

  13. being nice says:

    i would think off the same thing,

  14. When I was a kid, I was always interested in such things. Like it!

  15. Kevin says:

    Oh, see, I didn’t realize they were ninja’s, that explains sooo much! Of course, they might not taking kindly to Charlie sharing their secret identity. Watch out for throwing stars Charlie!!!

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  17. Shannon says:

    They mean well.

  18. Arielle says:

    I cracked up picturing this :p

  19. Lindsay says:

    I watched that too. The twins actually live in my town.

  20. I think that is an interesting point, it made me think a bit. Thanks for sparking my thinking cap. Sometimes I get so much in a rut that I just feel like a record.

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