Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

03

“I wish I had hotter addictions like heroin and cocaine. Nasal spray isn’t sexy enough.” Don’t underestimate medicated nose water.

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  1. being nice says:

    Amy Winehouse sexy? LOL

    • someawesomeperson says:

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  2. Bertie says:

    I have the same addiction! Except it’s not medicated nasal spray, it’s just a saline solution.
    I suffer from dry nostrils.

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    They need to get on my addiction train. Badminton changes lives.

  4. Justin says:

    She is also addicted to stupid comments.

  5. Hayley says:


    THAT is sad.

  6. Woot Woot says:

    why are u guys tlking about this chick being stupid when the girls above charlie are the real stupid ones?

  7. Courtney says:

    I started reading your stuff and I started to get the feeling that I loved you. Then I saw the video with the dancing and I knew I shouldn’t have sent my boyfriend the link… sigh… Too bad it will never be. You have just been archived into my fantasies (I hope that’s not too creepy).

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    i read all the comments on your posts just waiting for you to say something witty and beautiful, *sigh*

  9. Christa says:

    I’m not sure what is more disturbing. That she thinks cocaine addictions are sexy or that she managed to get addicted to nasal spray.

    Seriously…HOW?!

    • Kiersten says:

      trust me, it’s not that hard. My mother is addicted. She got off of it for a while, but the she got a cold…..and the rest is history :D

  10. Ms. Bunbury says:

    I didn’t know nasal spray addiction was at all possible. I mean, it’d be one thing if it were nutmeg…

  11. Talia says:

    Looks like you’ve got some budding stalkers, Charlie. :{D Should be glad you’re not pre-pubescent with the appearance of a young girl, there’d be loads more.

  12. Mike Hawk Along says:

    These arent even funny anymore

  13. Ana M says:

    I still wonder what would happen if the girls read your site. No more funny quotes? Or would they end in “oh, darn, Charlie is going to post that on his site. Wonder how many views it’ll have!” XD

  14. Marie says:

    This has never been sexy and never will. Even it was sexy the damage to your body wouldn’t be.

  15. Annette says:

    Would a neti pot be sexier?

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