Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

04

“Women always complain about getting older, but I’m totally excited for my MILF years.” So are your future son’s friends.

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  1. Aph says:

    Oh lol. Too funny

  2. Justin says:

    They are so optimistic!

  3. brenda says:

    uhhh what does “MILF” mean?

  4. Jena says:

    Really?! is she not getting enough young boy toys right now?

    Has she already forget the guy asking if she liked it? Sounded like to me she is already there.

  5. Jillian says:

    I’m impressed. Who knew that she had plans for the future?

  6. Liz says:

    That’s assuming she doesn’t earn herself a Darwin Award before she reaches those years…

  7. Charlie McDowell says:

    Real Housewives 2035 here they come!

  8. Annette says:

    Forget MILFhood. I’m looking forward to cougardom!

  9. Lauren says:

    Oh god, this means she’s planning on reproducing.

  10. Alex says:

    Wait, if she reproduces that means her kid is gonna be as dumb as her, right? Unless, they get more of their father’s genes.

    • DearPostAboveMe says:

      Intelligence is not genetic. And even if it was I doubt a smart fellow would procreate with either of them.

      • Abby says:

        Even if intelligence isn’t genetic, it’s nature vs. nurture; kids are inevitably influenced by their parents decisions, good and bad. So if they had children, there’s a fair chance they would pass their morals and values to their children, effectively continuing their idiocy. This isn’t always true; good kids can have stupid parents, but it sure doesn’t help them and makes it fair to say that, depending on their father’s influence, they could be just as stupid as their mother.

      • Macaroni says:

        Excuse me Sarah Palin, but intelligence is genetic. And it is nurture. Intelligence is determined by both.

  11. Lia says:

    Jillian and Lauren, your comments made me laugh :)

  12. Melissa says:

    She is so going to be that mom, who is asked not to chaperon her kid’s school dances anymore, because her dance moves are too “sexy”. http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com

  13. nobody says:

    Don’t worry I’m sure her heroin addiction will kill her first! If not some STD she tried to ignore will make her sterile (I’ll put money on it)…

  14. Kayleigh says:

    I just read every single one of your letters. You’ve restored a little bit of my faith in humanity, and I salute you, Charlie McDowell.

  15. Eizabeth says:

    Good to know that those two actually have plans for the future. Wonder who will have kids with them though.

  16. nobody says:

    probably Charlie! ;D

  17. Lauren says:

    nov 4th is my birthday and this totally made my day!

  18. Tana says:

    Hello :) Is it okay if I go sort of off subject? I am tryin to look at the site on my brand new Mac but it won’t show correctly (a few of the buttons are half broken), do you have any suggestions? Shall I try to find an update for my browser or something? Thanks! Tana x :)

  19. lol says:

    I’ll go to the future to see for myself.

  20. I really enjoyed ready this, thanks!

  21. Nico says:

    Charlie… your mom is a MILF. Just saying :)

  22. Chelsea Anne says:

    It worries me that they plan on reproducing.

  23. Fear and anxiety should not be a part of a childs lifechildren should not live in fear of their own fear and feelings

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