Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
30
“He thought I was being all romantic, but I was just checking out my hair in his sunglasses.” Are you sure he wasn’t blind?
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I hate getting mixed signals, lol!
1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001
I’ll be the first to admit I’ve done this.
I’ll be the first to admit this has been done to me many times before.
This is a REALLY random and irrelevant question, but I’ve always been curious…how old are you Charlie?
27 going on a lot younger.
Oh come on, 27 is still young! Start getting upset when your 20s are behind you. (LOL…I’m not saying mine are, by the way.)
Does that mean you’d be cool with a nine year age difference? *hopeful*
27 is not old. Besides, you’re as young you feel anyways:) Me, I’m 18 and I feel like I’m…45
Anna, in which direction? I’ve been known to date a cougar…
Well, let’s just say that being 18 is technically being legally-aged.
I’m getting close to cougar-dom, Charlie!
Charlie, by “cougar” do you mean “Kristen Chenoweth?”
I want to guess! 25!
I heard you dated Hillary Duff or something…fact or fiction? (Or should I say real life or fake life?)
no no, wrong duff sister
Fake life.
Charlie just said that he is 27. Google around a bit and you will see that the man Haylie Duff dated is 24 and looks nothing like our Charlie. Silly goose.
I was once 24, Ambar.
Besides Charlie doesn’t have the beard on his IMDB page (I’m pretty impressed that he has an IMDB page), and he looks pretty different. So it could be one in the same. If I were Charlie I don’t know that I would tell strangers about who i’ve dated though.
I know you were twenty four once. But the Haylie duff thing that says she was seeing him was from earlier this year.
No wait, 27!
I’m sure he has a view of cleavage and was grinning like an idiot and she got the mixed signal!
Charlie, I think you may be the funniest person on the internet.
I think you need to surf the internet more. Regardless, thank you!
It’s a big wide world out there.
I say you ask one out on a date and see how many
“that hairy guy down stairs….” comments you hear, especially if they say yes.
I bet it would be a magical night(:
No. NO he shouldn’t. Not even in the name of science.
http://www.classroomconfession.blogspot.com
She’s a catch. I feel bad for that guy.
how funny!
Charlie, I don’t want to even think about how much play you’ve gotten because of this site…
Let’s just say I’m doing very well in the “internet high school penpals who live in Canada” department.
Sick. That actually made me laugh out loud.
Do you even know where Canada is man? It’s snowing here and there is nothing else to do. Internet is our lives for six months of the year :P
OKay not really, but why ya gotta pick on Canada?
I love me some Canada!
Canada is bomb shit. <3
with all our maple syrup and igloos ;)
hahah that’s awesome :) hey charlie, you should make a calendar with this stuff! You could make a 2011 calendar and then on each day include one of your postings from here from 2010 :)
As I was reading this, there was an ad for a sunglasses site next to it.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuff-My-Daughter-Says/142756542432449
I’m ashamed to admit that I have actually done that; not recently though…
Charlie, do you know how old the girls are? (sorry if this has been answered in previous posts)
Charlie, I love the site & as a 22 year old in CA,I find it hard to believe you’re not doing better than high school pen pals.. :)
Charlie, if you’re doing well in the “internet high school penpals that live in Canada” department then why haven’t you taken people up on the marriage proposals?! lol
At any rate, keep up the good work. I look forward to my daily smile. :)
Let’s just remember they’re HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS and you’re a 27-year-old man.
If you’re referring to my comment about marriage proposals I wasn’t implying that the high school kids were making proposals. I worded the sentence poorly. Sorry. :( I’m not even going to try and explain it, cuz I think things will just get a little more awkward. :/
Weird, the comments got all out of order. I guessed correctly though! I guessed 27 at 1:41 pm, and you answered at 2:03! Odd that all of a sudden those comments got in between.