Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“Fast forward! You know I gag whenever I see the ‘before’ pictures in the Proactiv commercials.” You would’ve hated me at sixteen.
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Girl acts like she never had acne in her life.
I’m gonna go cry now.
While I have to disagree on some of the information, however I still really liked it. I look forward to viewing more of your posts.
…dumbest spam bot ever.
Ditto!
That is so unbelievably awful. The past few posts from them have been so ignorant and insensitive.
To anyone reading it who has acne though just remember shallow stupid people exist and that your acne will either pass or things can be done to cope with it. It may seem like it’ll take forever but don’t let it get you down!
The worst thing about this is that the people they show on Proactiv commercials don’t even have bad acne…
Can you tell this has struck a nerve with me?
If there were a like button…I’d click it.
If there was a click button…I’d lick it.
If there was a lick button… I’d like it.
If there was a way to continue the combo, I’d lick you.
Charlie, what kind of kid were you in high school? You know, like a jock, or a nerd, or a prep, or the kid that just sits in the back and is really quiet. That sort of thing.
Ever seen High School Musical? I was nothing like anyone in that movie. I only bust out into song in the shower.
Haha, what do the girls think of you’re singing?
P.S. Sometimes I tend to also bust out into song in the shower and sometimes my room. It’s a tough habit to break.:)
Haha, I have seen the movie and it’s fair to say NO ONE is like any of them (thank God). Oh, and my shower singing has been upgraded by a water-proof radio.
Let’s see if we can add! A jewish writer that still lives alone and his hobbies include this blog which started on twitter, and he is secretly in love w/ two shallow annoying beautiful girls who live above him! He was by definition the creepy geek! I’ll put money on it! Please Charlie tell me if I’m wrong! It’s the nice guys finish last cliche! Not to be a jerk or anything…I wasn’t even worthy of the outcasts group if it helps any! and I never had acne… Probably because my mother made me use this mask every week!
1 ripe avacodo mashed
1 cup oatmeal cooked in purified water (don’t use sink water)
1 tablespoon dark brown sugar
1 tablespoon Sea salt (do not use iodide or table salt)
1 tablespoon coconut cream
2 Tablespoons garlic oil, or tea tree oil
1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar check w/ a ph strip after recipe is mixed to make sure it is between 4.5 and 5.5 adjust vinegar accordingly
make 1/2 cup purified water into orange spice black tea steep 1 hr. and
1 Tablespoon rosewater glycerine
1 tsp vitamin E topical oil
blend thouroughly, let mask dry rinse
I add avocado oil to keep my skin tone even…
if you have issues w/ sugar try orange or clover honey
and add Eggs or tofu for extra proteins if needed, no more than 2tblspoons of soy, or 1 egg!
and I have a body scrub recipe too…
O! and try to use the mask when it is still fresh, it should be hot from the tee and oatmeal, tolerate it as warm as your face can take it rinse w/ warm water thouroughly pat dry second rinse in ice water, pat dry!
Imagine what they were like at sixteen…
I’m guessing she was one of those girls that never had any problems looking great. Bitch.
Thanx for being a hater Marie! It’s because of wonderful people like you that I’m not only beautiful outside, but inside too! I am very greatful, truly! I am sure someday I’ll be a famouse actress or writer… And I’m not being sarcastic! Promised myself I would always thank the haters! wouldn’t be me if it wasn’t for you! ;D
Prove it. post a pic and link it to this site. and then we’ll see how “beautiful” you are. Odds are you are fairly unattractive…and probably 12.
Hey i’m with you, i was blessed with perfect skin and a great personality :) but i understand how the other side feels(my best friend was not physicaly blessed alltho she’s the kindest person i know) so how bout both sides of the spectrum try and be nice on here. k ?
Actually I’m 26 have two kids and model ( tho my photographer gives me crap for not holding still)…go ahead and look me up on face book…Monica Wolfe. I would post a link but the truth is idk how…LMBO! I always love new friends! just not creepy ones.. ;D or go to lightdances.com look at the portraits…I’m the pirate! Arrr! I’ll be putting those on my facebook tomorrow tho…Can’t wait so excited!
and it wouldn’t really do me any good to post a link ’cause really I could take a picture from anywhere couldn’t I?
I wasn’t ‘being a hater’. I meant that I was jealous.
well I do appologize then, took “Bitch!” completly wrong eh? I’m sure you have little to be jelouse of…I don’t think the girls are shallow and superficial, they just haven’t gotten to be blessed w/ charchter yet! it makes them one dimensional…you know like a really boring book…a fictional one w/ an interesting plot line and bland charchters, the first ones entertaining the second one should be burned…(no sequels). I promise the world holds only conditional love for a pretty face and no real charachter…clear skin is nothing to be jelous of It keeps you from being strong, It holds back the ability to really love and see others! a clear head now that’s a different story!
I always wonder if these ladies say these little gems everyday or if when they have a “ditzy day” you write down everything they say and give it to us in bits&peices.
I wonderd about that too! for .5 seconds, but then I grew up w/ two of the worlds most perfect beauties for sisters, which no man can resist, and I promise you there really are people who get by in this world on looks alone! Not that my sisters are dumb…just that the basic jist of the attitude is simply y botherwhen this works? and what’s more important than me?! shut off brain, batt eyelashes, smile, giggle, open mouth (whilst brainis still off). see easy! comment goes something like this “and how is that my problem?” “well it is their own fault.” and “I suddenly care because?” see?! don’t try it if you aren’t gorgeous tho! lol!
Just recently (last night) came across this blog, have to say, I LOVE it!!!
You have personally recorded all things I wish it were socially acceptable to say to stupid people! Thank you!
Don’t they hate you now?
You know, because you don’t reek of hair gel and axe body spray?
Ever since they swipe checked him, they’ve been able to look part the beard and odor.
I wonder what their reaction to the Shake Weight commercials would be…
Play that again!!
I bet they were the first to call and order one.
Those commercials are very suggesting…
alas! i have figured out how to leave a comment from my phone! thanks alicia your my favorite twin ever (:
umm wow..i sound dumb judging how you’re my only twin ever…just forget that..lmao and charlie you rock my socks! you kmow how to make my lame computer class at school very entertaining (:
): They would have hated me too…
dont be sad cuz cuz these stupid idiots wud hav hated u ! be glad! who wants anyone like these girls in their live?
charlie, did you have the beard in high school? oh, and why can’t all rooms have as good of acoustics as the shower?
I hope one of them gets a zit now so Charlie can watch/hear them freak out. That would be some awesome karma right there
Those people are nothing compared to Eloise Midgen…
Ron! Madame Pomfrey has cleaned her acne quite well! Besides, you don’t have a date to the yule ball so I’d stop being so picky!
Cause we know YOUR completely acne free
George, I think all of those pranks you’ve been creating have affected your head. You misspelled our last name. I wonder what mum will think… >:D
The post is hilarious. But I seriously want to smack there girls. They are so freaking lucky that they even have decent skin, and I’m not talking about acne, but skin diseases. I know children who can’t go out in the sunlight at all and one of the most painful diseases known to man epidermolysis bullosa. They should be happy for what they have and not be inconsiderate for those who were not as lucky.
Here here fine chap!
Couldn’t agree with you more
Charlie, if I were in your position I would start posting fliers around the complex and in mail boxes of those “before” pictures. You can claim that you were doing an altruistic service by helping her master her fears.
Remember that commercial with the guy:
“You know, people don’t see the real me. Some people think I eat too many chocolate bars…”
AWFUL
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…..I bet she just says that because it reminds her of her past…
Yes, it’s possible. Maybe it wasn’t supposed to be as shallow of a comment as it sounded…?
Wow. Reading everyones “they would hate me at 16” makes wonder what they will think of me WHEN I’m 16 :/
Don’t worry about what other people think about you, it’s not worth the time. Focus on figuring out who you want to be.