Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“He’s marriage material, minus the birthmark on his neck that looks like a hamburger taking a shit.” Umm, the reason TO marry him.
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This just made my dad! First
So who made your mom?
Its like the chicken and the egg!
Shit taking hamburger birthmarks don’t come around that often. I say lock it down.
Amen.xD
Totally! Much cooler than the mouse birthmark that runs in my family. I would want to pass that on to my kids!
what does a hamburger taking a shit even look like?
That’s what I was wondering.
Can hamburgers take shits?
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LMAO! This would definiately be my reason to marry a guy :D
*nods*
that was so descriptive! i imagined like the hamburgler taking a dump! rofl>.<
He should be in Guiness for holding the record of the most origional birthmark. You don’t see a shitting hamburger on someone’s neck every day.
He is the chosen one.
Uh-oh, that’s going to make Harry jealous.
*likes*
He needn’t be jealous. He’s a selfish, self-possessed, greedy little Mudblood. Mr. Potter won his mark in a battle; this man was born with it. A question for you filthy muggles: what is a hamburger?
Umbridge is an impostor! Any true wizard would know that a mudblood is an awful term for a witch/wizard with non-magic parents! She must be using a polyjuice potion…
Love.
he is the chosen one, like that girl said.
(:
*nods* Of course!!!! We must find him!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wow
someone call ripley’s believe it or not.
Birthday Post! whoop!
Happy Birthday! How old did you turn?
Happy Birthday!
These girls are thinking about marriage?! What happened to their single life?! XD
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I just took such a massive shit I had to admire it after.
TMI, man. TMI.
It needed to be shared with the world. I’d have posted a picture if I could.
23rd.
Imagine….what if they did get married. Their children might get their mother’s intelligence and father’s birth mark. How unfortunate for the kid!
Imagina the Potter children. They might have gotten their mother’s looks and their father’s eyesight. A blind ginger. Tsk tsk…
Very eloquent of them… *shudders*
I hope he uses that birthmark as his wingman.
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