Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“We have a major situation on our hands: He’s ungoogleable! I don’t date anyone I can’t stalk first.” Thank God we’re not dating.
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bahahahaha, Charlie, you are one lucky guy XD
Why not? It’s not like they’d find anything….
Umm, i don’t know what you thought, but if they googled Charlie, dontchya think this BLoG might pop up? just a thought…
Something tells me James was being facetious…
Something tells me there is a good chance, if it weren’t for the picture (or even with it), they might not be able to tell even if they found it.
I love your use of the word facetious, Aislinn.
I will admit it- I have been known to cyberstalk. It’s like a sickness I have. I like to think of it as an added bonus though, rather than a prerequisite.
It’s not stalking, just prior research…
Which these days is smart! idk about you but i don’t wanna be date raped, murdered, or anything like it!
most people who date rape are acquaintances or people you know. you’re more likely to be raped by a close friend than some random stranger in an alley
I totally agree.. I’m guilty of stalking too, I mean isn’t that what facebook is for? haha But honestly, I’d have to admit if I couldn’t find anything about the guys I’d be a little concerned haha.
ps: Charlie, you’re amazing and so is this blog.. so no charming the girls. This website can’t go down.
hmph i’ll bet that if they google DGAM, they’ll get more hits than their own name
Haha, this is hilarious! I wonder what she’d say to you if you were dating and she found this blog XD
A lot of guys are unGoogleable, that kind of narrows their selection.
what do they do if you date them and they find this blog?
it will surely be the end of it.
no dating the GAM.
I feel like this is the lead up to the climax of a romantic comedy. Things begin to fall into place. You and the GAM chat, they turn out surprisingly intelligent, everything is too perfect. Then, they google you. How will you win their love back once they discover the blog? HOW?
If I could hit the like button, I would.
hahaha. seconded! we so need a like buttons on these comments sometimes.
and… I just realised I failed elementary grammar. I of course meant button (without the S!).
I love how he would be dating both of them. They come as a set.
Charlie’s a pimp
…cute. Just adorable. I totally love stalking my crushes. On google. You know, cause that’s part of life. Stalking men on google. But then again…
These posts are like little pockets of sarcastic humor. I love them; so thanks (:
I just googled you.
I found you on imdb.com. The fact that you are somewhat of a celebrity saddens me, as it makes it more likely that this site is fake. Shame. Idiocy is so rampant in society, it’s entirely plausible.
dude, you’re so dumb. Don’t use your large vocabulary in reference to how idiotic you think celebrities are. James Franco graduated from UCLA and i believe is currently working on a PhD from NYU. If Charlie’s an idiot, hes an idiot. But dont blame his royal upbringing. That’s even more childish than the original thought process.
I’m pretty sure that E was not calling Charlie an idiot, they were saying that the girls above me was a plausible situation because there are so many idiots in society. Just a thought…
And if you aren’t bright enough to understand his/her comment, i would suggest withholding criticism, especially that which questions the inteligence of E.
That would be awkward…. just sayin’
Yeah, I wait until I’m actually dating the guy before I google them. Gives them a chance to ‘fess up first.
Why do so many people have to point out the fact that this could be fake? WHO CARES IF IT IS? I know I sure don’t. So you sailors who do feel a need to be so negative, should just… go troll elsewhere.
Even if this IS a fake site, its the sweetest lie I’ve ever swallowed.
Like
There’s no way a MALE could make this stuff up.
Exactly. Being good liars just isn’t part of a guy’s genetic make up. Plus, I really don’t think any moderately smart person could make the things the girls say up; the stupidity has to come naturally.
ooooh slayed…
Like a dragon.
you are nicer to your neighbors than we are. we are actually moving to get away from them…hopefully our new place will be quieter. here is the story of our first encounter with ours form almost a year ago: http://rachellleeroth.tumblr.com/post/341103525
i wish i had your patience!
Charlie,what if they realized who you are and who your dad is??Im sure they would flip out.Btw,I dressed up as your dad for Halloween last year.Weird now that Im obsessed with his sons blog. :P
Almost forgot my poem:
Nothing came up online,
So now she’s using up the time
Trying to figure out why
There’s nothing about her guy.
…Maybe he’s a spy?
Dude, you are making a sitcom about this? I mean, they sound like they’re pretty idiotic, but even they might notice some of their own phrases popping up on their TV…
And I’d hate to see the end of DGAM!
Amy, I wondered about that too! I hate to sound like a downer, but the DGAM sites(FB, Twitter etc) are the epitome of hilarity.
Charlie, if I may be so bold? IMHO if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Taking it to TV seems like overkill…
Everyone else please don’t shoot me. *ducks*
It would mean the end of procrastinating for me and many more.
i like unicorns too. too bad Noah, left them off his boat. (:
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