Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“He goes ‘penny for your thoughts,’ I said, dad, a pair of Louboutins and I’ll tell everything.” He can visit my website for free.
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I have a feeling if he visits your website that he’ll find out much more about his daughter then he ever wanted to know.
He may rather pay more NOT to know what goes through her head…
im guilty of this, well except that i ask for a Les Paul
Who wouldn’t ask for a Les Paul (Other than the DGAH?)?
I’m a drummer so…*raises hand*
Yay drummers!
Does he really want to know what goes on up there?
I’m the Birthday girl!
Happy Birthday!
Second that, Happy Birthday!
I would get you a cake, but I have been informed that it may be fictitious.
That was awesome, Jake.
Why thank you, Lock. I try to keep the old memes alive.
All kidding aside, a very happy, belated birthday for Alicia. May the new year bring you warmth, happiness, and a cool million dollars.
AHH ME TOO! :)
Uh, Jake? Thank you for the very kind birthday wish, and I, too hope the new year brings me a million dollars, but my birthday is on the 18th of April.
I gonna try this with my mom and score a pair of penny loafers.
That’s not a bad idea, but do you actually have a secretive side or do you just really want some loafers?
And now for my poem:
True, this site is free,
But I don’t think he’d want to see
All Charlie had to say
About her each and every day.
Because it isn’t pretty,
It’s just a plain pitty
That they’re probably both the same,
And that’s a damn shame.
If I had 1/16 of your talent I would love English class a lot more.
…talent? What talent?
You rhyme a poem…not easily done…especially one that is specific and makes sense…I can do free verse but nothing like Alicia…Girl I love it! Tell me you write other stuff!
nice poem :)
thing is, what she said is actually pretty clever. im impressed
I’m equally as surprised.
Mitzi, I don’t do it because it’s my talent, I do it out of boredome. But regardless, thank you for the compliment.
Further proof that neither the golddigger nor the trophywife genes are recessive.
Like.
Nobody:
Thanks! And if by other stuff you mean short stories, creative writing, and the beginnings of books I’ll never finish, then yes :)
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Why the heck would her dad want to know anything? Most men with daughters her age would pay NOT to know what their daughters do.
that depends completely on what they think their daughters are doing.
im pretty sure my dad would ask, but that’s just because i would probably spend my time thinking about science, math, or something like that. he knows this and encourages it.
louis vuittons?
haha
haha I was about to say that :)
Christian Louboutins.
You mean ones that turn foot sweat into wine and turn the other heel when hit?
just kidding!
haha i’m not too good with brands
You know, Charlie, I feel your pain. My neighbours on both sides are extremely loud and the walls are paper thin. Although, I think you might be better off as the girls say some pretty funny things where as I’m stuck with a family on one side who shout and swear at each other all the time and a family on the other side with a load of loud children. =P
idk kids say some pretty funny things! “My butt just burped!”
Holy shit! I didn’t know what those were, I figured shoes, but did you see the prices? I bet Daddy doesn’t want to know that bad!
What are you talking about? It’s only $2,395 for a pair of bejeweled sandals…
But look at the heels on those things! I mean all you’re doing is paying a fortune for tendonitis.
Wow, if he really wants to know, he should just visit this site. Those shoes are expensive as crap!
That must be some pretty expensive crap, then.
I litterally just thought the same thing when I read that.
Well I get crap for free…every morning about 6 am…
Hey. . . .at least she has good taste.
She probably doesn’t even have enough thoughts to get those shoes. I mean, it is a lot of pretty pennies.
This was my first thought, too. Heck, she probably doesn’t have enough thoughts to cover a pair of sneakers from Wal-mart.
Hey Charlie, it’s your one year anniversary! What are you getting them?
*Likes*
I concur.
i want to know if charlie had to look up how to spell “louboutins” ;D
Yep.
Never mind the spelling, how the heck do you pronounce it?
If it helps, they’re French.
Your blog kicks so much ass, it astounds me. I wish my neighbors were cooler though! All i have to deal with is very bad opera singing…
oh dear, i wonder what there father is like
*their
I love your website! I’m (hopefully) moving to a new apartment soon and I noticed that sound carries way too well. Soon I will be the Girl Above Someone and I hope that I can afford them even half the entertainment that yours have, with a sixth of the facepalming.
I’m so happy to see that I’m not the only one who wishes that. :p *giggles*
My sister is planning on moving into an apartment soon, and I reffered her to this site as to why she should go for the second floor. I doubt she’ll listen to me, but maybe she’ll listen to Charlie’s plight.
You’ve been doin this for a year!
You started last year on Dec 30
Congrates Charlie!
I can’t believe it’s been a year. Thanks so much!
Should you be celebrating your anniversary because the blog is a hit, or crying because you’ve had two annoying girls above you for over a year? Either way, good luck in the new year!
Happy new year Charlie! Also happy anniversary to DGAM, I remember reading the very first few tweets you made about them a year ago and it’s been making me laugh ever since.Hope you post again soon.
Happy new year to everyone else as well!
Happy new year everyone!!!!!!!! =]
It’s the start of a new decade!
*facepalm*
We’ve begun the new decade. We’re a year in now.
Are a DGAM?
No, Alicia is right. 2011 is the start of a new decade. There was no year 0 AD. It started with 1 AD. The first decade was years 1-10, meaning that the next decade started with year 11. Each new decade year ends in a 1.
In reply to Savannah…….Here Here!
Charlie, I just wanted to say thank you for making this blog. Today I came home around 3am from the worst night ever. I was crying a lot, and really depressed. Then I read your latest posts, and you made me stop crying and laugh. Thank you so much. <3
I’m glad I can make you laugh a bit. Feel better and I will keep reporting the GAMs!
Well that’s a given. Wouldn’t miss them for the world!
First, I love how nice and intelligent all these comments are :)
I’m pretty sure Daddy would have a heart attack if he read this website.
This is a shoe in for my favorite DGAM letter of the year.
How do you hear everything they say?
He sits in his sink. (I was surprised when I found out, too) There’s a picture of it somewhere.
Please oh please could we please have a iphone app so I can easily follow the drama on the go??
You pronounce it “Lou (like the name) Boo, Tins”. I like the bad pun “A shoe in…” lol <3
:D
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Genuinely informatory clause keep on sharing more informatory clauses which will help me and many others….
Little unimportant note~
I am the person that was called icygrl but I changed my name.
Told you it was unimportant.
dear Charles. May I call you Charles? Good. Are you dead? Circle one: yes no maybe.
I can not survive another mediocre day, or 2011 for that matter, without the stupidity of your neighbors. Stupidity may have been harsh. Nah, no. No it’s not. it’s perfect. Update soon. If you’re not dead.
From, Taylor.
I check this about every half an hour hoping that there’ll be another post…I feel your pain.
Dear Charlie,
Please don’t be dead. Reading your posts make my day.
Love,
Sarah
I keep doing the same thing…and then my hopes fall when I see there’s no new post. Ho-hum.
Oh and Icygirl…er Sam:] I mean…Welcome back. Haven’t seen your posts in a while.
I am utterly disappointed at least twice a day when I find that there isn’t a new post yet. I wish you the best. Your wit brightens my day. :) Happy New Year!
And I’m still surviving Charlie! Thank you so much for making me feel like crap over a boy, to making me cry from laughing so hard. You are truely a master.
‘And I’m still surviving, Charlie! Thank you so much for making me go from feeling like crap over a boy, to making me cry from laughing so hard. You are truly a master.’ -Sorry for the correction, being obsessed with grammar makes you do bitchy things. Anyway, I’m glad you’re feeling better; Charlie hasn’t been around lately.
Seriously, I’m sorry for being a bitch about grammar. It’s just my nature.
Yo Charlie! Where are you…? I think we’re all going a little mad without new posts. (OMG have the girls gotten smart?! AHH!)
Nah, they’re probably just out of town. Or Charlie’s dead. Those are really the only two feasible options. :P
I like how he couldnt have been out of town, he HAD to have been dead.
I HIGHLY doubt that.
Sorry everyone! I was out of town for a few days. I got some much needed rest and now I’m sitting in the sink listening the the ladies.
Well at least you know we all missed you.
Are you constantly making sure there’s no dishes in your sink because you know you have to sit there to hear the girls?
*Louis Vuitton
it’s okay i had to google the correction. :)