Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“All I want in life is a strand of Justin Timberlake’s hair so I can make his babies.” DNA doesn’t produce children.
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Even if these girls are dumb enough to think that to make a baby all they need is DNA from a guy, couldn’t they at least pick a guy who’s moderately attractive??
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Justin Timberlake = extremely attractive
Also, it’s obvious that with their intelligence they will be capable of inventing the technology that will allow them to create babies with hair strands.
Yeah, Justin Timberlake is kind of amazing. I’d make babies with him.
I agree with Becca, I’d pick Mario Lopez maybe…
Yeah, see Justin just isn’t my type.
Mario is definitely closer though ;)
Well, they could clone him, and that would technically be his child, but i don’t think they know what cloning is
Purely amazing. they are geniuses.
As long as they don’t believe in the stork I’m good.
I know right! Everyone knows the Easter bunny where babies come from.
What about like in October though??? Would they come from Jack The Pumpkin King???….Now that would be awsome…And Santa Claus in December and so on and so forth.
Exactly! Then flags on flag day and Mounties on Canada Day and Carpenter Ants on Carpenter Ant Awareness Week! Yay babies!!
Woah…I din’t remember all those days…Ahaha
So I read this on Facebook and laughed…But that is mostly because this girl in my Science class as we left asked her ‘BFF’ (as they say)”Do you think I could steal a peice of Dylan’s hair and clone him or something? Cuz like i totally want to have one of him forever.”…After seeing this it is truly a great day seeing that two great, great minds could think alike ;)…Haha =D
god there stupid….. and weird.
I think you mean: ‘god they’re stupid…’
Best to watch you spelling when calling people names :)
http://1001awfulthings.com
Agreed, Matt. However… you may want to re-read your comment in that case as well. ;)
Ahem.
win.
I think its for the best of the universe they can’t make leaps of logic based on fact
Hey Charlie this is a random question but how many people visit your site? Do you have any way of knowing? The link on MLIA probably brings in thousands, if not millions.
I’m not exactly sure. I don’t think I’m in the millions, but it’s nice people keep coming back to the site.
Could you install a counter or something? You must be a little curious…
They want his DNA,
But much to their dismay,
That will not make a child,
Not even once in a while.
Will they ever learn
That no matter how hard they yearn,
They’re filled with stupid thoughts,
Some day their minds will rot.
Sorry that poem sucks; I have the flu and I can’t think clearly.
No this is very good. We are working on it in my english class and I think I have failed every assignment we have had so far with poetry. You are very good.
she writes one for every post!
Thanks! It’s good to know that even when I feel like a train just ran me over atleast I can still write.
I’m one of the only ones left in the house without the flu…I’m walking around spraying evrything with lysol and using germex about every 10 seconds -_- HELP!
Couldn’t they just clone him and THEN make babies with the clone?
Pfft. The clone would not want to sleep with them, it would run away!
and the clone would be way younger than them, and that would just be weird
Haha, you couldn’t make this stuff up. Too good!
Chalie, if you could date any celebrity who would it be? Kristin Chenoweth?
I’ve always had a crush on Bethenny Frankel, but she seems pretty happily married and with a baby. I’m pretty darn happy myself.
Hey Charlie… I get told by a lot of people I’m like Bethenny… by me myself and I…
Do they think that making a baby clone of Justin Timberlake would bring sexy back?
Hey charlie, can i have a strand of hair?;)
Sorry, I’m losing it. Gotta keep every strand I can get.
AAH! What’s happening to us…?
Nooo! Don’t lose that beautiful head of hair … and that beautiful beard. <3 *sigh* I sound creepy. :D
I was waiting for a comment like this… lulz
charlie, you the one who posts the stupid things the stupid girls say? if so… this is the best site ever! I♥DGAM! (this is the firsdt time i ever posted on this so that would be the reaons why i don’t know who charlie is, so please don’t laugh)
No worries, I don’t even know who I am sometimes. Thanks for reading!
Hold up! You’re losing your hair?!?!
i accidentally found this site yesterday was looking up “Dear God” By Avenged Sevenfold and accidentally found this site. its so funny! i love it! your awesome!
Don’t worry Charlie, I’m losing my hair too. At least it is socially acceptable for a guy to be bald :/
Don’t worry it’s not as weird as losing ten eyelashes a day :/
are you really loosing hair like that or are you cancer patients?
everybody knows hair is the last ingredient. it’s like a batter. for man-cookies.
::NOM:: hmm… yeah i still like peanut butter more
Haven’t been on here in a while. I always log on to this device and see it in my favorites, I REALLY need to favorite it on my desktop so I don’t forget to check in! Anyway, their names are Jen and Claire, right? I remember one “Thats so grody Jenner!!” (haha, go back and look for it) but I can’t remember the other’s name…
wow…. i laugh at their stupidity.. Charlie, i just have to say that u make my day whenever u post something :) laughter=healing <3
Thats how babies are made, right?
The stork takes your hair at night and then delivers the baby! ;)
let’s just say they aren’t the brightest crayon in the box.
making clones of Justin Timberlake would be bad, everywhere
you look sexy would be brought back.
Hello charlie,
I would just like to say I think this is hilarious, however im from australia and its horrible trying to keep up with the dates on your blog because you run on a stupid time different to ours.
Perhaps think about possibly providing Australian dates as well as American. Food for thought!
Yours in sincerity.
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It is not their faults that the sex talk they got from their fetishist Nannies began “When a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, they get out a hair brush and……”
Actually, if one were to insert the DNA from the hair into an ovum, a clone of Justin Timberlake could be grown.
“aww, I can’t make Justin Timberlake’s babies!”
“cry me a river.”
perhaps they are planning on cloning their very own Justin Timberlake and then having sex with the clone so then they are, in fact, having Justin Timberlake’s baby (err, his clone’s that is)
Unless they get the hair follicle, all they’ll get is a string of proteins……Even if they got his DNA, it would have all 42 chromosomes..wrong number the match their DNA with, even if they had it. BUT they could clone him in…i dunno…25-75 years.
I want a strand of this blog’s hair.
Seriously.
Normally, I try to save up the posts by only checking once a week, but I’m sick and in bed and so I’ve been checking far too frequently…
I want a strand of this blog’s hair.
Seriously.
Oh, wait…
Way to accidentally post twice when your comment didn’t show up. Loser.
way to reply to yourself. loser
DNA doesn’t produce children… YET! see these girls are thinking ahead… Granted it might be a few too many years in the future
To quote a trumpet player, “When mommy and daddy love each other they get together and…put plastic bottles in the recycling bin! And not in that way.” (Sorry, it seemed to fit.)
and people tell me i’m dumb…
First thing I thought of after reading this was powerpuff girls. Just mix up some snakes and snails and puppy dog tails, throw in some hair and viola!
Maybe she was thinking of clone babies….. NOT.
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