Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“My therapist said I need a hobby. Maybe I should start like getting into Ebaying?” I’m not sure that’s what she was alluding to.
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What therapist is she seeing?! You would think this therapist would know better than to be so vague. I would know.
I guess I could suggest some hobbies. But the only thing I really do, besides karaoke, is listen to them.
What’s Your Signature Karaoke Song? Mine Is Between ‘Your So Vain’ And ‘I’ve Got A Brand New Combine Harvester’. That’s Both The Original And German Electronica Version.
And “Crazy” By Patsy Cline Doesn’t Leave A Dry Eye In The House.
I plan on being a therapist…but I’m not so sure I could even help people like them.
Thats what im planning on being too! But i don’t think theres a therapist out there that can handle and control either of them…
I’d obviously suggest arts and crafts, but I think maybe staying up all night buying useless crap is more appealing to them.
“What?! So you’re saying having sex with random guys I meet at bars isn’t a hobby?!”
Ha Ha LMAO! i love this blog so much :D Charlie, could u tell us a bit more about your potential tv show? Will it affect this website (i hope not!) and will it be shown in England?
It’s just a script right now. CBS has to approve it to be made into a pilot and then into series. Many more hurdles to jump, but hopefully it works out. It will not affect the site.
Wishing you the best of luck!
I’m available to write a theme song if it comes down to that. Although the title menu for 27 Dresses wasn’t a bad idea…
wow, It’s like an episode of Seinfeld… except not NBC, and you have a website, not a career as a comedian. Ok, so it’s only similar to Seinfeld in the aspect of the pilot being improved. So, not very similar at all. hmm.
*revisions* I abhor him as little as morally possible. Better?
aah reply button fail!
So they are seeing a therapist. That is a start.
What about that saying “You can’t fix stupid”.
Why, oh why does she have a therapist? Stupidity is not something that can be worked out on a couch!
I wish I could team up with her therapist for this blog.
Voldemort tells us that the best way to get muggles to cooperate is by using a killer combo of ‘crucio’ and ‘imperio’. Works everytime.
That would be the best!! Too bad for that “patient/doctor confidentiality” thing… if only…. :)
sorry death eater can’t say i agree with you on this one…
I feel sorry for her therapist…
Um, question? Do you get these quotes from both of them equally, or is one more quote-worthy than the other? I’d like to think that maybe one of them isn’t always this stupid…
Every time I see “therapist” I see “the rapist” : / like she sees the rapists :/
Me too, especially after the dreams of earlier this week.
I see mainly due to darrel hammond’s excellent sean connery impersonation on celebrity jeopardy. “I’ll thake ‘the rapists’ for 200 trebek.”
I’d love to see her start EBaying. She’d be the girl who orders 5 pairs of designer shoes from ‘shoeman’ in China, only to realize that they’re rip-offs. That’d be awesome.
http://1001awfulthings.com
Please get it into your head
That you’re very close to brain dead.
That’s not what your therapist means
When they said to find a hobbie.
Here’s my own personal thought:
Common sense cannot be bought.
So have fun shopping online,
But you’re just wasting your time.
After all, I’m sure you can’t read,
So good luck on that shopping spree…
haha beautiful! Even if I accidentally read ‘therapist’ as ‘the rapist.’ It was extremely troubling O_e
i love you, hannibal!(:
you’re my favorite seriel killer,btw.xD
is that weird?lol
No, not at all. <333 ohh it feels strange using emoticons… very mundane.
(But, no, he's my favorite, too. I adore him as much as a normal person can without becoming… strange. So maybe adore isn't the best word.)
*revisions* I abhor him as little as morally possible.
Charlie,
After looking up information about your new possible show, I discovered that you’re quite famous (I mean other than this site). I just want to let you know that I still imagine you as a down-to-earth awkward dork, and will always think of you like that even after your show makes you a huge celebrity. Best of luck!
PS – Sorry if I offended you by calling you a dork. But it’s true!
For some reason I read ‘dork’ as ‘duck’…Charlie you’re such a duck! xD
I knew it! There is no way that two girls like these could live without serious adult supervision unless they have therapists. I am actually relieved. It’s kind of scary to think of how crazy they might be without a therapist… *shudders*
Oh, and make sure anything of value is locked up. By “Ebaying,” she probably means selling things that are not hers.
I love that you all are in a little GAM group. Like you all sort of know each other from posting on the stupid things these girls say. It’s kind of funny.
I’ve just spent a few hours reading all these archives…Charlie you poor man, how on earth do you stand them? I would have gone Charles Manson on them by March 2010. By September I would have been in an asylum. Than again, you got a cool website and the possibility of a tv show out if it so it may be worth having held onto your sanity for this long.
I know what you mean :P I spent a couple hours reading them all today as well and I have no idea how he has stayed… well.. kinda sane. I am amazed as well
These girls trouble me. I sense the future of the world is not bright. O.O
It gives us all such a fright,
That these girls are not very bright.
Are they the faces of the years to come?
Hopefully not; they’re terribly dumb.
Atleast they’re getting some therapy,
But nothing can cure their stupidity.
Good thing there’s people like us:
Who have common sense and don’t need to fuss.
It’s hard to believe there’s people like those two,
But sadly they’re real and all around me and you.
I feel bad for these girls and the troubles they have,
But I’m not gonna lie: They can sure make me laugh.
A new poem was needed. I had writer’s block when I wrote the first one and it was icky.
Can you buy brains on ebay?
I go on Ebay sometimes, then I remember I’m only 14 and my dad took away my credit card :(
You Got A Credit Card When You Were 14!? Geez, The Apocalypse Really Is On Its Way.
I do’t even have a cell phone & I’m 13! Good grief, how did pull that one over?
Sorry. Don’t=do’t & how did you pull= how did pull.
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You mean to tell me not eating isn’t considered a hobby? SINCE WHEN!?!?
you would think eBay wouldn’t be a hobby but sadly you should meet my dad…
Alicia,
I’d just like to let you know, I come here more so for your poems now and less for the actual posts. =] (Sorry Charlie!)
Alicia- i would like to challenge you to a poem duel! Haha
Alicia you may have started a poetry revolution! I just wished I had thought of doing that first!
Brett: I’m flattered but don’t say that! Without Charlie’s posts there would be no poems! Thank him!
Charlie: Sorry, dude.
Polkadot: I accept your challenge :D haha
Louisa: It actually is a “revolution”. (It’s my new year’s resolution.)
Tell Them Not To Do It. I Ordered An Uss Off Ebay For 300 Squids And All I Got Was A Piece Of Styrofoam With The Apps Painted On. Or Maybe That Was Them!
Uss= Ipad. Why Can’t We Edit Comments. One Of The Mysterys Of Life
I thought of linking to your post through trackback hope you don’t mind, your article is great!…
I noticed this really good post today, and ……
Wow……no comment >_<
Whoa. If she gets addicted to ebaying, she might be on “Hoarders: buried alive”. It’s some Creepy stuff.
Ok Alicia. It’s on! Name the subject
This is too funny…
Umm…I don’t know…How about trees? Haha that’s the first thing I thought of for some reason. Alright, rules: It has to be about trees, and it has to rhyme. It can be funny if you want it to, but it doesn’t have to be. Everyone else votes, and after 3 days, the person with the most votes wins. Sound good?
nfffm
Oops. Didn’t mean to post that.
Best Poem About A Tree I’ve Ever Read. Magnificent! *Happy Tear*
Trees
By Alicia Morales
Some sway gently in the breeze,
Some stand stronger than the seas.
Some wave their arms in a friendly hello,
Some are stiff and gaze down below.
Some are green and some are red,
Some are lively, some are dead.
Some live long and see life thrive,
Some live short then say goodbye.
Some like birds, some like bees,
Some like none, but all are trees.
Well… This Ones A Bit Of A Let Down After The Masterpiece That Was: nfffm.
Haha I just laughed out loud. I was posting from my phone and then I put it in my pocket. I pocket posted.
Trees? You’re serious. Ok. Here we go.
Trees- by polkadot.
Beavers use them to make dams,
they’re green and brown and take up land.
They live, they die, end up as paper,
people climb them when they’re wasted.
Koalas climb them, you know why?
The eucalypus makes them high.
Woodchips once were tall and limber,
I hate it when they give me splinters.
Nice :) I’m laughing right now; this whole thing is so funny. And the only reason I picked trees was because I was driving and passing by lots of trees. Anyways… Let the voting begin! You guys have 3 days. Or do you wanna extend that to a week, Polkadot?
Oh heck, make it a week haha :) I get to choose the next topic though! Hint: it will not be trees.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING NAUGHTY GIRL.
A week it is. Haha, watch, I bet no one even votes. And sorry about the tree thing lol…it was really random, I know.
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Alicia’s poem rhymes, so she gets a vote. :3
Haha you try writing a poem about trees!!
I Vote For PolkaDot, As I Got Hammered And Decided To Make My Way Up An Oak By Forming A Human Pyramid. ISTILLHAVESCARS.
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The intesity is too much for me to handle.
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It ‘s the glasses that do it……