Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“I wonder if Martin Luther King ever had a wet dream? If so, I wanna hear about THAT one.” I totally question his priorities as well.
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at least it’s slightly relevant to the day….?
Hilarious.
Hey Charlie were you at the Golden Globes by any chance last night with Rooney Mara?
She wasn’t at the Golden Globes so I doubt he was there.
You and the girls agree on something for once! Besides the orgasm thing, that is…
Ya know, most of these I can honestly imagine happening. It’s just something about this post that makes me question it’s validity. It’s not so much a question of intelligence as much as I can’t imagine someone seriously making that statement. >.> Are you sure you don’t make some of these up?
I had the same reaction.
I’m ALWAYS wondering if he’s making some of these up. I mean, how can people say something so perfectly stupid every day?
Nothing against you Charlie, I’m just a natural cynic haha.
I think the same thing! I generally only question it because it’s hard to believe that some people are actually that unintelligent (even though sometimes I feel like I’m surrounded by them every day, hahaha).
I wou;d think the same thing, except I know people who are that stupid. At one point she asked what Obama’s last name was, along with Hitler’s last name.
Ya know, people asking so often if these posts are real is starting to annoy me. Maybe they are, maybe they aren’t. The posts are still enjoyably funny, so it’s a moot point. If Charlie ever bothers to post that they are real, you won’t believe him. And if he posts to say that they are fake, then that just ruins the entire site. Does it matter to you that much if they’re fake?
I couldn’t agree more.
ditto
well idk. i mean he doesn’t post one EVERY day, just most days. and there are some people in the dorm who say things stupid things that shock me. so idk. they’re still fun to read anyway.
Anyone who doubts that a human being could say so many ridiculously idiotic things on a daily basis has clearly never enrolled in an elementary education program.
Let stupidity ring
From the curvaceous peaks of
California, amen!
Hey Charlie, did the girls watch the Gloden Globes last night?
Charlie, do you get any kind of compensation for living under these 4thgraders? this blog, maybe? Do you ever wish they’d just move. I mean, the people living over me always have to let out the biggest moan after flushing the toilet and decide to have a knife-fight right outside our door, but this blog just never gets old? I wonder what’ll happen the day they run out of stupid things to say…
Y’know, I get the feeling that the day they run out of stupid things to say will be the same day they super glue their lips shut.
Then it would build and build and build…
I doubt we’d be having a day off for his birthday if he told us about his wet dreams.
Happy Birthday Robert E. Lee today as well :)
HEY NOW! No Robert E. Lee on MLK day.
Why not?
Because MLK fought and died so that all people, regardless of their race, were treated equally in this country and Robert E. Lee led the Confederate army so that people in the South could keep their right to own slaves? So they’re philosophically and ideologically at odds?
I am well aware of who Robert E. Lee is. Because he led the Confederate army doesn’t mean he personally thought that slavery was ok. The civil war had more reasons than just slavery, contrary to popular belief. I bet you didn’t know that many of the soliders from the North had family from the South, and others fought alongside each other in previous battles. Another point, people in the south just did that because that was what was being done. My ancestors owned slaves. That doesn’t make us bad people. That doesn’t mean that we don’t agree with what MLK jr did.
Mmmmm…. not really. The Civil War was about the Southern states secession from the Union, which was a reaction to a trend in the Federal government to limit the continuation and spread of slavery, which was the basis of the Southern economy. The Vice President of the Confederacy said himself “The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution — African slavery as it exists amongst us — the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. Jefferson in his forecast, had anticipated this, as the “rock upon which the old Union would split.” He was right. What was conjecture with him, is now a realized fact. But whether he fully comprehended the great truth upon which that rock stood and stands, may be doubted.” Blah blah “The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution — African slavery as it exists amongst us — the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. Jefferson in his forecast, had anticipated this, as the “rock upon which the old Union would split.” He was right. What was conjecture with him, is now a realized fact. But whether he fully comprehended the great truth upon which that rock stood and stands, may be doubted.”
So, by leading the Confederate Army, Lee was, through his actions, siding with slavery.
And you by being descended from slave owners (like most of us) are not by definition a bad person, but people who own slaves are. Its morally unambiguous.
After blah blah it’s supposed to say “(Jefferson’s) ideas, however, were fundamentally wrong. They rested upon the assumption of the equality of races. This was an error. … Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner–stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery — subordination to the superior race — is his natural and normal condition.”
Which is the second relevant quote from the Cornerstone Speech, rather than the first quote repeated.
Im not saying that slavery wasn’t a reason. It was, just not the ONLY reason, like most people think. If I am correct the South felt that they weren’t getting heard because most of the government was from the North and didn’t understand or care about the issues of the South. They thought that they should be separated because they had different needs that weren’t being met.
Slavery being one of them.
Don’t be dense and totally reliant on what today’s public school history books would like to preach as the start of the civil war. IT WASN’T STARTED OVER SLAVERY. Abe Lincoln brought slavery into the conflict later in the war. It began because the South didn’t want to be run by the North. Also, slavery was quite popular in the North as well. It’s just more commonly associated with the South so get your facts straight. What MLK did was just, courageous, and all around incredible. Stop trying to play the poor slave blacks card. The majority of the time in today’s society blacks are treated completely equal if not better than whites. I’m not saying always, but mostly. Plus, it’s ok to say white, but if anyone tries to make the distinction that a person is black, even without the use of vile language, people get offended. So stop acting like the Southern whites are ignorant and racist. God bless MLK.
Also, slavery was long gone by the time MLK jr was protesting rights of African Americans.
Charlie, it’s official. The girls above you know about the site. In fact one of them commented on this post. Her name is Rachel and she knows nothing about the Civil War.
*applauds Kat* *combusts*
today’s just MLK day observed, Saturday was actually MLK day.
I have been having a really shitty day, but you just made me laugh Charlie. Thank you.
I just don’t understand how these two could put those things together. Where is the correlation? How do their minds work?
Perhaps if MLK had a wet dream, it would be an interracial one? “I have a wet dream that one day black boys and girls will do the dirty with white boys and girls . . .” (too soon?)
*facepalm*
YAY :D go facepalms!
wowzers, who wouldn’t?
Thank you for making finals week a little more bearable!!!!
Finals week is the worst! Good luck.
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Sometimes, I wonder if these girls realize how very wrong and/or idiotic most of what comes out of their mouths sound.
I bet Charlie’s had a wet dream about the girls…
Dear Girls Above Charlie, have YOU ever had a wet dream about MLK?
If you’re reading this comment, congratulations on successfully navigating the unneccessary and completely unrelated racism-through-the-ages argument above without spontaniously combusting.
Yes, I must say that it was rather drawn out, too much for my- *spontaneously combusts*
that whole convesation made me feel really stupid, i didnt think it was so complicated
North: no slavery
South: slavery
that was what i thought. Apparently i was wrong?):
noooo
it is much more complicated than that, i would elaborate, but i get the feeling that most of the people on here don’t want to hear it
Can you people please stop being so bitchy?
Thanks.
Hey charlie are you going to sundance?
Not this year. Are you?
Awe that’s too bad :/ I live there so yeah I’ll be around :)
I keep wondering what Charlie thinks about the randomness that appears on the comments sometimes, such as the Civil War Debate/Schooling which took place above.
I think I’m enjoying it as much as everyone else!
don’t overestimate that.
these girls get creepier everyday
Seems they’re getting wittier, these gals!
hi im 11 i have wet drems 2 lol*~
“I have a dream!” Dr. King cried out.
But what was that dream actually about?
Was it really about equal rights,
Or was it a crazy chick fight?
Whatever it was, I solute you Martin Luther King,
You were a huge part of the end suffering.
We’ve come a long way from where we were before,
Unfortunately we have yet to get rid of stupid whores…
That was terrible.
I’m sorry.
Hahahaha.
<3 Sasquatch.
Hey, it was good for a last minute improvise!
*mock gasp of surprise*
Oh Sasquatch!! You learned to spell and use correct punctuation after reading Alicia’s poem! :D It couldn’t have been -that- terrible now could it? *smirk*
You’re growing up so fast for an 11 year old…or is it 12? I can never remember.
Sadly people can be this dumb. I actually convinced a girl once that rocks have children.
Today we had mid terms and this girl next to me was trying to get her mechanical pencil to produce more lead, but she was clicking it holding it upwards. I turned to her and said “Let gravity work with you.” she replied: “I am! Why do you think I’m holding it up?” I tried to tell her that gravity works by pulling downwards. that’s why we stay in place. she refused to believe me, her rebuttle? “The clouds would float away. Duh!”