Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“Gylly ended things with Swifty!? I’m so gonna pay 1.29$ for the song that comes out of this.” Sounds more like a .99 song to me.
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Sure it shouldn’t be a free demo?
exactly.
I had to google both names just to understand what they were talking about.
I had to re-read your post several times to decipher what you even wrote. Isn’t it sad that even the girls above you have figured out Taylor Swift’s songwriting method?
I had to Google it too just to understand it…hate it when people give cute names that the rest of the world doesn’t even know who they are talking about
don’t worry, i, too had to google…. guess i’m just not quite as girly as the girls above you…
Your logo looks an awful lot like Charlie’s. It’s sooo confusing!
I know but I love it lol
I did not have to google it. I knew exactly what they were talking about
Hey Charlie, since you’ve already done all the google-ing, mind telling me who the heck Gylly and Swifty are?
It’s Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift.
Haha thanks! That is SO stupid :D
I love that they talk as if the couple were friends of theirs…. :p
I thought Gylly ended things with Swifty a while ago….
Oh, and Charlie today I thought I saw you at my work and almost had a heart attack. Then I realized…
…you live in LA. I live in Arizona. :(
Needless to say…I got sad.
.end of random comment.
How do you know I didn’t fly to Arizona early this morning, walk by your cubicle, and then fly back home to send out this post?
thats what i would do.
it doesnt sound like this person works in a cubicle, more like a coffee shop or something…no offence, thats just what i gathered.
Because…then I’d have to kick myself for missing the opportunity to shake your hand. :p
And no Karen, I don’t work in a cubicle. But not in a coffee shop either. :p Its embarrassing (in regards to this thread of conversation) so I won’t say.
Thanks for making my otherwise dreary day a little better. It’s good to know the ignorance flows freely up and down the west coast
Yeah, Charlie could totally be some cubicle stalking ninja.
oh my god! your a ninja?? amazing…
I read all these comments and felt really weird that I recognized the names right away.
hi im 12 how iz dis funneh?
i dnt understnd sumwan plz tell me ty*~
Please learn to spell!!
Funny how Sasquatch learned how to spell in the last post when they called my poem terrible…Just sayin.
My goodness! Learn how to spell! I’m also twelve, and I have better grammar and spelling! I’m also worried about this generation… -_-
This generation…Nightmares. Especially if more children grow up to be like these to are. Scary thought.
LIKE!!!
Is it toally sad that I completly understood this post? :)
YA. TOALLY.
Obvious troll is obvious.
trolololololol
I think so… Unfortunately, I am in the same boat. :D
no worries i did too, its pretty obvious if you pay even minor attention to celebrities which i dont even do
I’m shocked that they didn’t know that Gylly and Swifty broke up! This is old news, girls. You’d think this would be the one thing they were knowledgeable about: celebrity relationships.
“Swifty” was pretty easy to deduce, but Gylly? That’s pretty out there. I still find this totally hilarious.
Jake Gyllenhaal was WAY too good for “Swifty” anyways. :P Justsayin’.
AGREED. <3
YES!!!
I understood the post after several minutes of contemplation…
I’m not sure whether I should be scared that I’m that slow or glad that I didn’t have to use Google.
im exactly like these girls. i totally got that.. its not such a bad thing to be like them, ignorance is bliss isnt it?
I’m terrified that I actually knew who they were talking about…
Dear Charlie
I like your beard.xD
Sincerely, this is probably overplayed.
Thanks. I’m about to clean it up a bit. Just a trim.
I’m having a really bad night, but that beard comment just made me laugh out loud.
Hope it gets better Alicia!
Thank you, Eliza! And so do I…
i agree with them; the song coming out of this will be ttly worth it
I thought they were talking about SwiftKarateChop from YouTube…
…what?
I love swifty!!!
(that one)
<3 *high five for awesomeness*
The girls can’t wait for “Swifty’s” new song,
I agree with them, and I hope it won’t be long.
Unfortunately for Charlie,
That’s probably all he’ll here,
Then he’ll hum it at a party,
And be forced to drink light beer.
(Which would suck by the way if that happened a second time!)
You should be getting paid for these.
Maybe you could incorporate the poems into the sitcom!? then you can pay Alicia for them ;-)
If you know anyone who’s willing to pay me, by all means let me know.
Hear my friend, not here.
I love reading your poems. They are amazing.
Thanks!
Ugh… I hate Swifty… and I’ve already heard the song… a long time ago. Keep up, fellow Americans.
Swifty irritates me. She made me like kanye west.
I didn’t think anyone could make me like him either.
Lol. Swifty plus breakup song led me to figure out that Gylly meant Jake Gyllenhaal.
hey… I kinda like Taylor Swift.
and Charlie, did they actually say this like two weeks ago and you kept it in the store of “GAM lines to be put up on the blog” or were they really just slow?
Alicia, not to be rude, but you used the wrong ‘here’…
It should be ‘that’s all he’ll hear’.
But it was really cute! :)
Yeah I noticed the typo after I posted…but I’m glad you like it.
Charlie, you should make a like button.
I feel it would be helpful.
“Like”
Not a bad idea. I’ll look into it.
Hahahaha! You better hold on to your I.Q points Charlie, looks like 2011 has reached a whole new level of dumb.
I had no clue what was going on until i read the comments, and being a first time commenter but long time reader, i love your poems alicia!
Thank you!
hi im 11 lol*~
u all dnt knoe wat trolling iz lolzlolzlolz
rules 1 & 2 newbz
Shhh. Don’t tell them that.
I like hearing their responses to a troll.
Especially this one!
“My goodness! Learn how to spell! I’m also twelve, and I have better grammar and spelling! I’m also worried about this generation… -_-”
Everyone knows it’s actually spelled gramer.
And with that I leave with a link to an idiot’s picture.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ld=14031246713
You have been warned.
Rules only apply to raids. Back to your corner.
Also: love this site!
I thought you were twelve?…Or is this a whole new person?
I would like to be Alicia’s new best friend. And regardless if you agree or not, I’m telling everyone I know that you are in fact, my new best friend. Even if no one I know wil know what I’m talking about. =[:{). ‘.’)>#. And Kirby giving away a waffle. Just for fun.
Will*
My bestie would probably get mad at me.
Who says you can’t have two? :D
…maybe three? (I think Sasquatch likes ya. *wink*)
Lovely.
I really do love how nice everyone is to each other on the comment section here. I do believe this is the most pleasant website I’ve ever seen. :) Way to bring all the wonderful people of the world together Charlie!
I’m with Lauren – I nearly died laughing reading the comments of this post, just as much as the post itself almost caused me to asphyxiate xD
Not to be a Debbie Downer, but unless the song is very cleverly disguised, there isn’t going to be one. “Gylly” is a very private person (as private as a celebrity can be, anyway) and “Swifty” promised him post-break-up that she wouldn’t write one this time. At least that’s what the radio’s been saying.
Well, shucky darn! I was all geared up and practically on the lookout for that song too….
well, us girls can be very clever when needed though. I read these to my husband every day (or every time there’s an update) and he just shakes his head and says “Poor guy. He’s got neighbors that are stupider than ours.”
Haha it took me a while to figure out who the people were till I read the comments…Thank you for clearing it up in the comments.
Also little after thought….Anybody beside me watching these poor pathetic people getting their dreams crushed on American Idol????
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This is a great bit of humor, put a smile on my face today! ….
THAT WOULD SO BE AN AMAZING SONG
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Because of reading your blog , I decided to write my own. I had never been interested in keeping a blog until I saw how fun yours was, then I was inspired!…