Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Typical Sunday afternoon: watching football on mute while listening to you guys sing You’re Beautiful by James Blunt to each other.
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Do you often watch tv like that? I probably would with all of those gems that comes out of their mouths!
So…do they have any singing talent? More over….do they even understand what James Blunt means in the song?
Let’s just say they wouldn’t make it to the “Hollywood round” on American Idol.
On the topic of American Idol… why the hell is it still around? Like couldn’t they take a hint? Even Simon left
I have a feeling they watch american idol and fight over who should win. True or False, Chuck?
Charlie, since you’ve resorted to muting the telly to listen to them is it safe to assume you moved the TV into the kitchen so you can sit in the sink while listening/watching? :) lol
Well I guess if they do what James does in the music video and the strip and then jump into a body of water, it’ll serve you some entertainment.
I’m curious too!! Can they sing? Or does it sound like dying cats??
…I’m sure football is interesting to watch with that in the background.
That sounds like a really entertaining way to watch football. Though I am concerned about the quality of their singing.
i would prefer to hear them sing something of the metal genre.
You’re beautiful Charlie. It’s true.
*changes name to Charlie*
Why thank you kind stranger.
/nametheft
Haha. Anytime.
Mm, this is a sweet one.
You know, most people couldn’t pull this off: silencing their homes while they listen to their pre- neighbours, all the while documenting their daily lives in absence of their knowledge – without coming across as alarming. I think that counts for something. One could call you the most socially-acceptable stalker there is!
*That was full of compliment, right up there*
this man knows all.
Charlie, you should pray they go see The Roommate when it comes out. You could have some serious fun playing on those fears… like, more fun than wifi names.
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hehehe. Mad giggle.
Its funny, of all the songs I’d imagine them singing I was almost positive they’d be warbling out Ke$ha songs…like “We are who we are”.
I do this all the time.
The singing or watching football? O_O
The singing.
I do not watch or play football. I prefer bog snorkeling.
you should tell us another story ):
I totally would but tomorrow is Monday and I’m procrastinating doing a culminating project worth 15% of my mark that was already due this past Friday but here I am making a useless DGAM comment about it while wearing a big sweater and a black beanie because I always wear beanies for some reason but especially this red & white one my grandma knitted for me this one time ‘cuz I was Waldo for Halloween because she’s the coolest g-ma ever and she calls me Paige-Dawg and I call her G-Money except not really because I just made all this up and this is an atrocious run on sentence and if you’ve read this far then I congratulate you and feel It’s necessary to give you a prize redeemable by sending me a reply of just the word ‘whippersnapper’ and then I will give you a prize except I actually won’t because I’m not rich and you should be happy with what you have and African children would die to have the food you just had for supper (my dad always says this) but actually I disagree because if they died for the food then they would be dead and wouldn’t need the food any more that’s like saying someone would have unprotected sex for a condom or they would decapitate themselves for a hat like no one would ever do that, anyways I’m going to go back to writing my assignment again then finishing my screenplay (did I mention it was on global warming) and go back to reading Al Gore quotes then contemplating on whether or not to mention manbearpig in my project but I don’t know if my teacher would get it, then again she’s really young so she might but she seriously looks 13 and I think she’s an 8th grader but STOP THE TYPING it’s 9pm so I better get crackin’ again. Holy Christ on a cracker coloring with Crayolas do not click submit comment.
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lol wow
Whippersnapper.
P.S. I totally read that entire run on sentence aloud.
hahaah i think your keyboard had a spaz attack :p p.s.-whippersnapper
Hehe ^-^
Whippersnapper.
Good luck on your project(:
whippersnapper
Whippersnapper, that was some serious typing!
heh. if you had written this sentence a couple of months back, i could totally have brought it into my english grammar and syntax class and make my professor analyse it. the more complicated the sentence, the more she loves it.
Whipper snapper.
I read the entire thing trying not to take a breath. It worked…kinda.
Hahahahah
Whippersnapper
I love everything you write.
Marry me, please.
Whippersnapper.
whippersnapper
i agree with you on your die for food, etc
whippersnapper
gl on your project
whippersnapper :D
whippersnapper =D
I had fun reading that out loud haha
I’m joking, you know I respect your work.
Whippersnapper.
WHIPPERSNAPPER
so many replies
i cant believe you all read that
whippersnapper
I was too lazy to read that whole thing, but I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to say whippersnapper.
Whippersnapper!!
You really don’t need to listen to the game to know what’s going on if you understand football, but I do hope they chose a better song for you next time.
These two girls sound identical to my friend and I.
Except for the fact that we live on the other side of the country.
Maybe this is a nation-wide phenomenon?
O.o
You know, it starts to sound like you are in a sort-of relationship with them, now that you watch football in mute to listen to them… Know what I mean?
This is awesome :) it makes up for one not being posted on my birthday!
Who do you think will win the super bowl charlie, the packers or the steelers?
I gotta go with the Steelers.
Seriously charlie, the steelers?? Just lost a tad bit of respect for you right there… ahah.
Green Bay’s going to win. Sorry Char.
I know my names not charlie, but, STEELERS.
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It’s a love-hate relationship with the girls and Charlie.
He puts his TV on mute just to hear them sing loudly.
Then he turns to his computer to make fun of the things they say,
And we all come on to comment and laugh at them every day.
And even though they’re idiots, I’d be sad if they ever moved,
I look foward to reading the stupid things that they say and do.
I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say I hope this never ends,
As well as laughing at the girls, I feel like I’ve made some friends.
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thrice likification!
Like! :)
Double Like!
Glad you guys like it :)
Are they ever in the apartment alone? Wait, they’re Siamese twins right?
I think Charlie should try to get a recording of the girls singing and youtube it for our amusement. It’d be like watching a failed auditon for American Idol!
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If your Girls Above Me = GAM. Then to us they are Girls Above You…which makes them GAY. Just sayin’.
That’s actually pretty creepy….honestly you’re creeping me out now.
this is the bomb :) love it!
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Woohoo, made it to level 4 of 8 : -) Nice write up man….