Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“This ‘State of the Union Address’ is totally taking over our TV! Does that mean no TMZ today?” How dare they not play YOUR news.
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Who wants to watch the address? I can’t really blame them. I’ll just read the paper the next day to catch up on the highlights.
I have very mixed feelings of pity and embarrassment for these girls. :(
Good for you for making light of the situation, Charlie.
Just wanted to say that I just watched your Youtube videos for the first time, Charlie. You’ve got some mad dance skills.
Thanks, I practice my skills at every party they throw.
I’m not gonna lie…I laughed pretty hard when you fell over
What cities do people live in???
Ones where people find it hillarious to see you fall.
So, South Dakota then?
Damnit, South Dakota’s a state. <—— GAM moment.
Hahahaha!!! Point for me. And no, I don’t live in the “city” of South Dakota. I live in the city of I’mnotsayingitbecauseIdon’tneedstalkers.
GAM moment, I came up with saying that months ago on facebook. I knew I should have patented it, oh well at least I feel honored you’re using it now Charlie.
Alicia, I think the only way any of us can “stalk” you by knowing your city is if a)you let what your last name is slip and b)we find your FB page.
(Even then, it might be a bit of a challenge to find/stalk one another on here–especially me!)
Tucson here.
I live in Tucson too<3 Northeast side.
East side :)
I live in Tucson too; FAR Eastside!
Wow…nice to meet you Kristina and Maggie! :)
OKAY IF CHARLIE EVER HAS A MEET AND GREET HE HAASSS TO COME TO TUCSON (:
Maggie you read my miiiiind!! :D
I was under the impression that almost every city had people living there. xD
But all goofiness aside, NYC. :D
NYC-ers unite.
Woot woot! xD
Anyone else from Cincy OH?
NYC as well! First time commenter, long time reader.
Burlington, Vermont
I’ll say Burlington too, even though I’m over two hours away. It’s the closest thing to a city in Vermont that anyone knows anyway.
Honolulu. Formerly Sacramento.
I didn’t realize Sacramento had changed its name.
I live in St. Cloud. A little place by Disney World!
On a side note, I was pretty frustrated that the speech was the only thing on TV. I ended up reading the rest of the night instead.
Seattle for now.
Will move to LA in the summer for either CaLu or NYFA.
You definetely need to go to NYFA. I could see you going far there and afterwards with your creative mind.
Thanks.
I probably will. I just miss Thousand Oaks so either CLU or NYFA will do.
NYFA!!!
Seattle Power! Yeeee.
Just outside of LA. :)
Not gonna lie Alley Cat, I’m a tiny bit jealous of you and your proximity to Charlie!
Can I come visit?! lulz Just kidding.
Small town in PA.
Same here! I live in a college town about 2 hours from Philadelphia!
My dad grew up there. I’m over towards Reading
Small town, NC
Small towns of NC unite! Greensboro/Summerfield area
Burlington, VT.
Also, I’ve been reading this for a while but I’ve never commented before.. the girls really are great entertainment.
The people that live above me don’t say great quotable things, but I’m pretty sure they ARE training for a clogging tourney.
Pittsburgh, PA
I’m in Pittsburgh too, Fox Chapel represent!
Rome, Italy :)
Side of the Ocean (Oceanside), CA :)
I live in Austin, TX. Love your humor.
Woooo ATX
Go venice beach! xD
Now we are talking! I’m going there tonight for dinner.
West coast ftw!
Ottawa, Canada :)
I was under the impression there were more followers from Canada. I’m hoping to join you in Ottawa next year! Go grad school.
Detroit!
Me too.
just outside of Colorado Springs
Colorado Springs for me as well.
Milwaukee(ish) Wisconsin!
Los Angeles Represent!
There are so few representing our city.
Boston! Woo!
Burlington, MA…. Just about 20 minutes from Boston. Fun fact– Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed here…. I walked past Kevin James a few times at the mall :)
Seattle! Raincity…
Joliet in Illinois. It’s about an hour south of Chicago. And I’m not worried about stalkers because it’s a really big town with a lot of Amber’s.
Salt Lake City is where i’m at. But seriously, if you ever have the (mis?)fortune of being in town, let me know!
are you out here for sundance? planning on coming to one anytime…??
Salt Lake City is where it’s at! I love it here!
Near San Francisco, California but I come down to the LA area often for Dagorhir battles (www.dagorhir.com). In fact, I was just down there about two weeks ago. :)
By the way, I was laid off yesterday so how about that secretary position Charlie?
How dare they. What was your job?
Same here! (by the way I’m a LTRFTC)
I live in Marin, how about you? Or are you south?
I was an administrative assistant for an insurance brokerage, Charlie.
I’m south more, closer to San Jose (wooo go sharks. Note the lack of emotion in that from years of cheering them on and being let down).
Melbourne Australia
Melbourne, Australia also.
Aussie rep :)
urhm i live in woodstock Ga……a pretty neat place if i may say so
I have a lot of family in Woodstock!
Chandigarh, India.
I guess I’m the one from the most unexpected place.
Representing Auckland, NZ!!! And we still got to watch large chunks of the address!
Sarasota Florida!
This is amazing. It has to be unhealthy for them to be this stupid!
My mom gets so pissed off when Obama’s speeches force her shows to be postponed. And she’s like “THEY WERE BUILDING IT UP FOR THREE EPISODES IT WAS THE SEASON FINALE” Not gonna lie, it really, really pisses me off. It’s not like the episode will have to zap into oblivion I can’t stand it when people revolve their lives around tv.
I’m just gonna say a tiny town in Michigan
Me too! I live on the west sode by lake michigan!
Boston!
Guys, on here no one can stalk you just by knowing your city…but I’m Canadian anyways :)
The Canadians on here excite me :)
Yeah, I’m proud!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
Small town on the outskirts of London, England :)
Charlie, why do we have Death Eaters here?
Hopefully they’re tracking down the GAM. xD
Kidding, your posts amuse me, Death Eater! :D
You can survive a day without TMZ,
But I doubt you’ll do so happily.
You don’t care what Obama has to say,
You’re more intersted in what Gylly did today.
How would you like someone in your business?
Oh wait, just remembered: Charlie already does this.
But it’s not like you know, so it doesn’t really count,
And it’s staying this way so you’ll never find out!
And now our day is complete
Hehehe, your poems are priceless xD
So, when the GAM tv show happens, these poems need to be included.
Haven’t you heard? I’ll be in the form of a homeless woman…
probobly the best poem of the month
Woot! London England ftw! =D
Wooo England! I’m from the south-east of London :D
woop!! high five for being english!! i’m from BLackpool!
Hattiesburg, MS
We’re far far away, Charlie.
Tupelo, MS!
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Salt Lake City, UT!
Yes! I’m not the only one! :D
DC
Me 2!!!!!!!
Me too! Well, close enough…(I’m in NoVa)
Me too!
Long time reader, First time commenter.
Absolutely love your posts.
From Dublin, Ireland!
Newcastle, australia
Seattle, WA!
Calgary, Canada.
me too :)
I love Calgary.
Really? I swear the weather here is bipolar!
Represent.
All you foreigners definitely win. I wish that I could say that I lived in Greece or somewhere really amazing like that, but no… Massachusetts.
Wait for it… Des Moines, Iowa. Try not to be jealous.
“I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.” – Bill Bryson!
Love that you’re from there
A small town in Alabama! :D
Long time reader first time commenter
AL represent! I’m from Birmingham :)
I’m waiting for Alicia’s poem about stalking people through DGAM.
Just for the record, I would really prefer that I am not stalked. And I think that I am speaking for more than myself.
There once was a girl named Kamella
Who’s name kinda rhymed with unmbrella
On GAM she talked
of a poem that stalked
I think I’ll go eat some Nutella
Not to Alicia standards, I know. But I tried at least. and trying is half the battle. go joe.
(Also, don’t blame her for not wanting stalkers. Just sayin…)
Jake’s Nutella was so tasty
The girls forgot about TMZ,
They put on their coats from Dior,
And walked to the neighborhood store,
But the Nutella was lacking!
So they went about wracking
Their brains, which were scant,
So home, again they went,
Took off their coats, turned on the telly,
And went back to entertaining Charlie.
I feel like we’re all taking away Alicia’s thunder with our poetry. But we should all write a giant, collective poem!
Very good, actually. Except you say my name kah-muh-luh not kah-mel-uh. Anyway, very funny.
I had a feeling i was falling into that trap. My destroyers can obviously not handle pronunciation of that magnitude
eh, can’t blame you. Not a common name.
My ma wanted to name me Camilla after Camilla, GA where my grandma is from and my dad wanted to name me Camela…after camels
Camela… Heh… Sorry…
I live near Palo Alto.
Most people have not heard of my actual city though
I’m from Los Altos Hills!!! Love downtown PA!
this is my first time commenting and i just wanted to say i love this site. so funny. i move around alot so i dont really have one set location but at the moment im in louisa, virginia
Fort Wayne, Indiana.
North of Salt Lake City, Utah. LOVE this site!
Yeah brother! Someone else from SLC! What town do you live in, if I may ask?
Fresno, CA!
Did you watch the State of the Union Charlie?
Hey, a fellow fresnan = )
Liberty, mo. right outside kansas city. :D
Yes! A post on my birthday :)
Happy birthday, Leah.
Thanks :)
From the Great White North! (aka, Canada)
Good day eh.
I’m in a small city, find it worrisome to post. But I will specify that I’m in the province of Ontario.
Hey there, long time reader, first time commentor. Yea I’m a cool “foreigner” from London, have been to Greece, Russia, and Japan, and can speak 10 different languages. Now, in truth, I’m just a small town girl of Lancaster, PA.
Yay! Canada too! Nanaimo, BC! I live on an island…and yes that makes me excited.
Hey Charlie, have you heard if the girls are going to Coachella/ Are you going?
I’m not sure, they haven’t talked about it. I don’t think I’ll end up going, but the line up is damn good!
Do you have any big plans for this year?
It sold out in a week. So if you’re gonna go you’re gonna have to find a damn good scalper. :)
A-K-Rowdy! (Akron), Ohio
I have the guys next door who are high all the time. Their conversations are a lot like your ladies, Charlie, but mine are allowed to say stupid stuff since they’re so stoned out of their minds.
I love these girls above you. I actualy feel a little sorry for them though.
btw,i represent a little town in southwest Virgina.
DC to Fredericksburg VA area here.
Good stuff.
Stratford, Ontario
Whaaaat!
I love Stratford and their creepy black swans and jazz boat that floats down the river.
Plus Shakespeare and the festival are pretty rocking too.
Ottawa, Ontario!
Also, I love you Charlie :)
(Long time reader, first time commenter)
HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
San Diego! Love the posts Charlie!
I’m head of the Nashville, TN chapter of the ‘We Love Charlie McDowell Fan Club.’
Nice! I’ll be visiting there sometime soon. My mom spends quite of bit of time in Nashville.
Well I will most certainly be keeping an eye open, then. :D
The “not NYC” part of New York- because the city does not actually contain the entire population of the state.
I know what you mean, I’m right by NYC but not quite inside the city. I say NYC to out-of-staters because if you just say NY they get confused and you have to explain… xD
I’ve been reading this for a long time. This is my first time commenting, though. :)
I’m from Ruston, Louisiana. Far away from most of you people…
No other Floridians? Damn.
I was born in Florida! Whoot!
I was in Florida over the holidays.
And you never stopped by to say hi to me??
Where were you at in Florida?
I was in Palm Beach.
No way! I live in Palm Beach!
I’m about 2 hours away! That just made my day!!!
I use to live in FL..I miss the warm weather right now.
Johannesburg. Gauteng, South Africa.
WIN
Vancouver, Canada
Los Angeles. THATS WHERE ITS AT!
About time.
Damn straight
Melbourne, Australia. although formerly of Christchurch, NZ
Charlotte, NC.
I’m in Boston for grad school, but i’m originally from Queens, NY.
Long Island,NY/NYC. Though sometime soon I’ll be in LA.
Christchurch, New Zealand
Auckland for the win my fellow kiwi!
Long time reader, first time commenter.
Riverside, CA…representin’ for Bell Town!
heh. am i the only one from the an Asian country?
I’m from India. :D
I live in such a small town if said where it was everyone would have a fifty fifty chance of guessing which of guessing who I was.
Dwezel — Me too :( Live in Michigan by any chance?
come and visit Thailand Charlie!!! :D :D
I would love to! Always wanted to go there.
I live in this little place known as Anniston, AL. NE of Birmingham. Sounds vaguely familiar, but you can’t quite place it? Yeah, check your American History textbook. The part about bombing the Freedom Riders bus? Anniston. -_- I am SO not happy with this.
But on the bright side, it could always be worse. I could be related to John Wilkes Boothe or something. But instead I’m related to Wyatt Earp! I’ll take it. :D
I’ve also been a lurker for a good long while before I’ve worked up the nerve to post.:)
I’m from Dorset, England. I’m surprised there are pretty much no Brits here…
I Agree! only 4 Brits!
But Im Special, ’cause I’m Scottish, not English :P
I’m British too! And omg haggis!
I’m British too guys.
only 4 so far… brtons unite!!
oh flip, i meant “Britons unite!!”…
og well, you get the gist
My bad Charlie! I need to brush up on my Charliestalking on IMDB. :)
Texan living in Spain! Charlie, did you know facial hair is considered unhygienic here? its a pity…
small town near State College, PA
I currently reside in Hartford, CT, but I grew up in Manchester, NH. Haven’t seen anyone else from either place… sad :(
Also, yes this is my first time commenting (you guys always crack me up though!).
Hey, I’m in Woodbridge, CT.
I’m originally from California, though :]
Does it help if I tell you I’m from Maine? I know not really NH or CT but up there! Also my roomie and I watched the State of the Union Address and laughed the entire time… can we say dye jobs on half of the Senators?
Minneapolis, MN
Because God forbid they have to listen to *gasp* facts! Rumors are so much more believable.
Valley Springs, CA for me, little podunk about an hour east of sacramento. I love this site, btw, Charlie, I don’t comment often, but I make sure to start every day by checking out what the girls have most recently done
Currently in Charlottesville, VA. Originally from Encinitas, CA.
Almost neighbors! (When you were in Encinitas)
I don’t blame them either… I had to read the rest of the night too. and I’m only 17! pretty much torchure. I like it,but not when I could be watching Grey’s Anantomy or parenthood. Hey Charlie,did you ever figure out what happened to your Haylie Duff pillow? loved that video :)
College Station, TX :)
I’m readin this from the middle of nowhere, South Dorset, England.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off for my jammy dodger and tea xD
you are not alone!! there are more of us from england here too :) keep up the tea drinking!!
So I am actually from South Dakota. This is the first time I have posted on this site, but have been reading it for quite some time. I just wanted to post today since I saw Charlie’s post about South Dakota, which I am sure was by accident. It’s ok though if you don’t like the state, not many people do….oh well, such is life
i come from a dinky town south of Housten.
is it just me, or have comment numbers really sprung up lately?
i have mixed feelings about this, i like our little community.
Only respect for South Dakota!
For my religon exam we had to give 5 examples of folly. I used some quotes. Don’t worry, I gave you credit.
Crap, I hope you didn’t take that as me quoting what YOU say. nononono. Them. But you, as in source.. but them.. as content? I pray that makes sense.
Seattle!!! Have the GAM ever traveled to the Pullman airport (near Washington State University)? I swear I was on a plane with them or at least their long lost twins
Yay near-ish Portsmouth! England btw, and i’m slightly ashamed of the extent to which i’m living up to stereotypes by having a cup of tea whilst writing this… The posts on here crack me up btw – ta! :-)
TEA :D
It leaves not a single world un-rocked :-)
first time commenter, but ive been reading everyday since dec 30 2009! It’s become a ritual.
anyway from Boulder, CO!
Austin, Texas represent!
Lawrence, KS!
I live in DC
Reppin’ Stockholm, Sweden! Fist time commenter. Obsessed with the blog but have a hard time believing that they can be that stupid and ditsy!
I was in Stockholm a little over a month ago! Beautiful city.
My parents may be moving to Sweden for a couple years! I’m not sure what city though. If I get a chance to visit them there I’ll be excited. Haha.
Arlington, Texas
(:
Long time reader.
Alisa, you’re poetry is golden (:
I’m proud to call myself a Canadian DGAM follower! =P
Winnipeg Canada!
Hey neighbour!
Winter…ahem I mean Winnipeg ftw!
Hi! I just discoverd this site today and have now read every post. I can conclusively say that you are epic. I am baffled that these girls have survived this long. natural selection has not done it’s job.
Millington TN (:
Wausau, WI GO Pack! (There is a state law that you have to mention The Packers in all Blog replys this week)
The Packers are freaking epic. I love them so much and I’m wicked excited they made the Super Bowl
B’ham reppin!
But Fulda (Germany,) North Carolina, Washington, Texas, Hawaii and Colorado are also in my heart.
Where from NC?
Sydney, Australia
Chattanooga, TN area
Home of Rock City and the Incline Railway.
Birthplace of the Chattanooga Choo Choo.
Location of several key Civil war battles.
Little town outside Vancouver Canada<3
And was in Florida last June for the opening of the Harry Potter themepark at Universal. BLOODY BRILLIANT<3
Naptown. The movie Annapolis was not filmed here ironically.
Kansas City, Missouri, not kansas :)
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In some manner I lost this post. It’s a great read!…