Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“I knew Kevin was in love with me when he said it was ok to pop his back zits.” Did I just hear the opening to your wedding vows?
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O.K. ewwwwww
ew indeed… i didn’t know true love consisted of THAT. i’m glad of being single then.
P.S. first time commenter. this deserved it. these girls? IDIOTS.
Kevin’s a lucky man.
Oh boy… lines have been crossed.
I guess I’ve never experienced true love. Time to dirty my back.
Oh no.
D:
A bit gross. Still funny, but gross.
Um. Wow. Nice. That’s…true love right there. Let me just go tell my husband that if he truly loved me he would let me pop his backne. We’ll see how that goes. O.o
Puke.
The first thing that popped up in my head was “Two girls, one cyst”.
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!! (but good call)
That video scarred me for life.
I’ve never heard of this video, but something tells me that I’m glad I haven’t.
Yes. Be glad, be very, *very* glad.
ahhhh
haha, Studyhall is not as boring as I thought. But i’m surprised that she would find that charming. I’d imagine that she would be really grossed out; I know I am… lol
oh dear God! I think this is another post that requires the mind bleach!
Or a freakin good Etch A Sketch moment. X.x
^Like!! to both comments
your name was longer than you comment…
this reminds me of the time a magical fairy offered to trade me megan fox’s phone number if i pop’d his back zits… then i pointed out to him that i am not a lesbian… he got angry and next thing i knew, i was waking up in the back of a van crossing the border into guatemala and my name was Tobia…. weird…. whatever :)
Cool story, bro.
Brool Story, Co. >__>
Screw the flowers and chocolates, whose for back zits?
Yuck, I have friends and a sister who love popping zits. I’ve never understood…
ewww eewwww ewwwwwwww EEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! that is so hackin nasty!!!
*Flabbergasted Face of HORROR*
Because true love is popping out your other half’s back zits.
(Obligatory long time reader, first time commenter sentence.)
… I’m extremely suspicious of your name.
Ew. Maybe you should have kept this one to yourself.
One of my cousins was talking about doing that with her boyfriend- I guess they must be in love!
Hi! I’ve read the comments and the blog for a while now, but this was the first entry that compelled me to comment. So, here is my comment: EWWW! Nasty! I mean, really?
Gag much? Do they hear themselves when they talk?
dats nasty. just sick and wrong! i knew these girls had some issues but ummmm they might need somm seriuos help…. and eduation…
hiiii!! another long time reader 1st time commenter…. i justhave to say ewwwwww >.< thats nasty
Romance and bliss filled the air of the apartment above,
because one of the girls seem to have found true love.
It appears their Prince Charming is a man named Kevin.
He truly must be a gift from heaven.
Cathy or Claire knew that this was it,
because unlike most men he let them pop a zit.
To some that may sound very gross and stupid,
to the girls it was like being hit by the arrows of Cupid.
Could it be that wedding bells are going to chime,
at least for now she’s found a hobby to occupy her time.
nice one!
I can’t top that. Good job.
while that poem may have been beautiful
yours are majestic Alicia.
it’s like “frolicing in the back hair of angels” (does anybody read comics from theoatmeal.com?)
keep it up :)
you bring us all joy.
LOL! love it!
YES! The Oatmeal is fantastic.
Smooth as a gravy sandwich! The first thing I did was go looking for a poem in the message board! Alicia, hate to tell you, but you have competition!
Ooh, very nice!
Im a first time commenter, but i just had to post that that was a beautiful poem. truly epic.
And the whole zit popping thing is gross
Glad to see that you guys all enjoyed the poem.
27th.
That’s so attractive.
lol dats luv rite dere*~~ <3
My dad makes me pop his back zits…
when my dad sees that i have a back zit, he practically attacks me to pop it.
But i don’t let him. I win.
She should get a sharpie and play connect-the-dots with his back zits.
^^Like! :D
once my older brother circled all of my back zits…
and there was a kid in elementary school who called me “connect the dots” because he used to say that if you connected the dots on my face (freckles) they would spell out ‘loser’
I’m usually a pacifist, but you should have landed a punch right in his genitalia.
Dang… That’s how you show true love? I’ll have to talk to my boyfriend about this. The ductape bouquet he made by hand just doesn’t compare. :C
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As a longlonglong time reader, and a second time commenter (Figured I’d make a introduction (if only a small one) before asking,) may I pleasepleaseplease be a part of this superduperfantastic family, too?! That would be so awesome! :D
I didn’t bother asking to be part of this family. I’m slowly trying to pry my way in with a crowbar.
Me too :)
Hahaha, I considered that, but something inside of me just said I had to ask and be accepted. Ha. C:
That was my plan too… although I have been a commenter for a few months now. Maybe not a daily commenter or the writer of the daily poems (Which are AMAZING), but a commenter just the same. SO, does that qualify me for the house?
What a great Dear GAM for my birthday.
Only for you, Kelly.
How about a guy getting up at 7 o’clock to bring you coffee at 7:40 and attend your 8 o’clock OChem Class with you? Yup, I’m the lucky one in this case.
A guy letting a girl pop their back zits is a new way of showing love now? Gross.
Ha. I don’t care if all of you find this nasty. It’s humorous nonetheless. Lol.
Some people declare love over a kiss or a look in their eyes, but no, not in this case, she has established love over back zits. Boy am I jealous . . not.
Are you trying to make us stop reading. ‘Cause really, that mental picture was too much
That is so freaking gross!!! That seems like the opposite of love to me… haha
oh wow… :P
Now there’s a wedding I’d love to go to
I think for the first time since I found this website and started reading I actually had to re-read it to double check that it said what I thought.
I wonder if ‘will you pop my back zits’ is going to become a new sort of valentine’s day pick-up line.
I can just picture a conversation heart that says “Pop My Zits?”
Ew.
I’ve got to say this post surprised me. If one of the girls doesn’t mind getting with someone with backne, then they obviously aren’t as superficial as I thought.
wow, this site makes me laugh everyday, but thats rather gross… You know I need two girls for one of my stories, maybe ill base them on claire and cathy :P
ok wow this is really gross
this is the first time ive read any of these and let me tell you what …theyre great
i never knew someone could be so stupid about …well everything
Wait, it’s unclear, were people grossed out by this post?
I have a feeling that yes, for the most part people were grossed out.
But I may be wrong.
I just realized that you only seem to directly reply to comment when they aren’t completely related to the post.
Like this?
Exactly like this, Chaz.
I think it’s one of those things like in really gory horror movie scenes or watching really uncoordinated people try to dance; on one hand it totally grosses you out, but you can’t look away!
I love visiting this site after a long day at work… specially when I feel like I’ve been extra stupid. Checking out the girls’ latest gems reminds me that I’m not as dumb as I feel (most of the time!).
wow. i would like to be at that. just because it would be immensely entertaining. Charlie, do you think the backne would be popped during the ceremony? as a symbolic moment and reminder when they first realized their love was true?
ew :P
wow. i would like to be at that wedding. just because it would be immensely entertaining. Charlie, do you think the backne would be popped during the ceremony? as a symbolic moment and reminder when they first realized their love was true?
ew :P
Wow, what a perfect post for my anniversary. I just showed this to my husband, and his response was a vomiting noise. So…obviously we’re not in love.
I wish you guys the best of luck.
I was talking about this a week ago with my younger sister asking her, if her boyfriend, the “love of her life”, would let her do this. She replied with a very disgusted no.
Three minutes ago she called me to tell me to check today’s DGAM. I definitely like this way better than what Punxsutawney Phil had to say today.
haha awesome.
LATE COMMENT IS LATE.
Hehe sorry.
I have nothing to say.
Pointless comment. Yup. xD
L.O.L.
Awww…… that reminds me when I was young and in love <3
….I just had a really really hard time imagining Lord Voldemort in love…gimme a moment. I can visualize it if I try hard enough.
Do you need a link to AVPM?
AVPM? Where???
Sorry, one of my favorite musicals of all time. So funny. Gotta love Team Starkid xD
Haha….I adore AVPM. Once me and a few friends dressed up as hogwarts students [eighty dollar plus shipping and handling for each cloak] and we acted out the “Harry Freakin’ Potter” scene.
Suspension was so worth it.
What a great wedding vow that that statement would be,
It’s obviously love if you can pop his back acne.
He must be a real catch to date a girl like you,
I wouldn’t ever to that, but maybe he’s dumb, too.
If you’re so in love maybe he’ll put a ring on your hand,
But I’m sure you’re over reacting and it was just a one night stand.
Epic as always, Alicia! Love your poems!
Haha.See, I think you topped mine for sure.
I think Kevin needs a new girlfriend and a new dermatologist, preferably two separate people this time.
I have to give them credit: they’re not as superficial as I thought they are.
Seriously.
Love isn’t marveling at your mate’s flawless body, it’s caring about them so much you’re not grossed out by their backne, or compulsion to pop your backne.
haha I think I’m the only person here who wasn’t grossed out by this. I was super happy when my boyfriend was comfortable enough with me to let me pop his zits..
Sweet dreams are made of this
who am I to Disagree?
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
Some people like poppin back acne
some of them want to pop you
some of them want to be popped by you…
Hm… I feel like ‘seas’ and ‘acne’ rhyme too much… We learned in class today that the point of the Eurythmics was to totally throw out all conventional rhyme schemes, which is why ‘disagree’ and ‘seas’ rhyme (ABBC).
Other than that one odd comment, I really love it.
Also… I find it most odd not that they like popping acne, because I know lots of people who find it intriguing, but rather that that’s the definition of love. If only love were that easy to define…
Thank you. I felt the same way about the rhyming scheme, but decided I might as well keep a large chunk of the song together so that people caught the reference. Unfortunately I couldn’t back my comment up with song beats, or I would have dinked around with it further.
I agree with you about their definition of love. Sort of.. I have a few friends who are avid poppers of zits. Its not an unheard of compulsion. Is it a mark of love? some people would say that allowing your significant other that level of intimacy certainly is a marker.
What weirds me out is that one of these girls has used a stuffed animal for a sex toy in years past. This shades me to believe that it might not be a new level of intimacy as much as an off the wall sexual fetish. But who am I to judge? Everybody IS looking for something, even if it is someone with a dermatological playground on their back.
I’m looking for a guy to hold a boom box outside of my window.
Everyone is
Wow, major fail as that comment was meant for face book.
I’m sure there is someone out there with a boombox waiting for you, Alicia
Hahaha these posts always make my dayyy!
– didimakeamess.tumblr.com
Anyone else wonder if this is the same guy who was caught at “Peep boys’?
HAHAHAHAHHAHA probably!!!! Maybe backne popping is the new grinding. cant believe i didnt get the memo…
I was wondering that too
There was an article on the newspaper the other day about The best/funniest things people follow on Tweeter and this site was mentioned as the funniest. I hope those girls never move away or stop talking… this site gives me a sure laugh everyday.
Really? What was it from? That’s pretty cool!
It was on Metro Halifax… February 1st.
How romantic…..
Apparently my two best friends are in love then, she always likes to pop his backne.
I’m glad its her and not me though;D
Thought I’d pop on here for some giggles whilst eating a late breakfast, big mistake.
THIS is what you’ve been living under for the last year? I’ve been reading for a long time now, and I have to wonder, how do you sleep at night with THESE girls above you?
I have nothing funny to say–But I’m so glad that Charlie and so many of you do!
wow! I can’t imagine her telling the rest of her family this…or her future kids. But that’s definetely unique… Charlie,you should meet them. The girls upstairs I mean. Your practically friends,I mean you did give them your beloved Haylie Duff pillow :)
Eww! My mom does this to my dad though. It’s quite gross.
My sister would do this with her husband and my one year old niece would try to “help”. They thought it was cute but it really wasn’t.
*EPIC*
love it. thanks for that.
Zit fetish?
My mom pops my dad’s back zits… Is my mom a GAM? Is there a support group?
My guy tried to pop mine once and i freaked out and told him no. He even said i could pop his if there were any and i almost hurled. Why do guys ask us to do gross things?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit ! Do these girls know about your website?! They are retarded but I love that you’re doing this, I just found your site on stumbleupon the other day, and its hilarious! YOU RULE
This reminds me of the song ‘If you really loved me’ by Tim Minchin..
Ewwwwwwwwy
Wow
Your blog inspired me to write letters to my housemates for their horrible doings!
http://housematedrama.blogspot.com/
Dear Annoying Housemates,
…
…
lol =))….