Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“Egypt is nowhere near Hawaii, right? Oh thank God, cause I really wanna go there this year…to Hawaii.” Ya, we got it.
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At least we know that The Girls are getting some form of real news (No TMZ doesn’t count).
o.m.g! I feel like I’m losing brain cells just reading this one…
haha wow. its like how Sarah Palin thought that Africa was a country….
I thought that was Bush?
I thought it was both?
Maybe you should anonymously leave them a world map for President’s day.
i was going to suggest buying them a children’s atlas.
ooh. my mom found this great kids’ atlas for my 6 year old cousin (who perfectly pronounces countries that i can’t say). maybe i should send it to them?
Going off at a tangent… I used to refuse to believe Chinese and Japanese people when they said they were Asian. I assumed Asia was made up of only India, Sri Lanka, and Pakistan. I used to have the IQ of a GirlAboveYou :P
lol, most people are opposite. Weird.
I’m glad you know that they are Asian or else I’d be utterly insulted!
these girls are such humanitarians.
I’m thinking about inviting them over for the Superbowl. Thoughts?
Do it. PLEASE do it.
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna know if they know anything about football and who they think they’re rooting for. DO IT
oh yes DO IT…i would love to see/hear about this
DO it!
Torture for you and entertainment for us? Yes please.
Please do it!!
Definitely do it.
And bring up a lot of philosophical topics to see how they react. xD
WTF?! Its the Superbowl. Who talks philosophy during the Superbowl?! I think your just as dumb as these girls..
Quite honestly, I find it hard to believe that I have as low an intelligence level as you suggest.
To avoid starting some sort of flame war on an awesome website that deserves better, I’ll just say thanks for responding, your input is valuable. Somehow.
Hey Mit? Do us all a huge favor and either
A) Shut the hell up, B) Shut the hell up, or
C) Oh yeah, shut the hell up!
Choose wisely, it’s a tough one.
Oh yes, philosophy, the study of thought. What a stupid topic!
*comments for the sake of commenting*
It’s a problem freeeee…. philosophy! Hakuna matata.
Lololol sorry. I was reminded of that song by this discussion of philosophy. xD
Will you please include play by play tweets of all notable quotables. Please!!!!! We will spring for the wings and 7-layer dip… in return you harvest the wonder of their blunders.
Invite them AND us. Perfect opportunity for the SunChip family reunion!
Do it! But only serve light beer.
no regular beer, the want to get drunk, not fat. :D
…i feel like a stalker.
There’s something disturbing about you all telling Charlie to ‘do it’. I looked at all of those before reading Charlie’s comment, and it freaked me out just a little bit…
But you’ll be breaking the fourth wall!! You’ll be breaking the wall!!!!!!
Except, of course, in this case, the fourth wall is the ceiling!
Absolutely!!
YES!!!!! PLEASE DO!!
i say yes! serve all the really good super bowl goodies that they wont want to eat, or cauliflower : )
do it and film it
yes do. please do. stumbled upon this website yesterday [snow day], and ROFLMBO! BTW: can’t see ur pinkman pic? O.o
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THE UNIVERSE YES!!! Oh God, there’s going to be a goldmine of hilarious posts just from that…
I wish I was your neighbor.
oh dear god. Lets not worry about the strife and the misery in Egypt, lets just worry about your holidays. And you should totally invite them over for the superbowl. think of all the material you would be able to get!!!!
hey i do worry about Egypt because my boyfriend is over there now…but when they had the phone and internet cut off i was so scared that something happened to him. but all is good now
GO PACK!
Go Steel Curtain!
(thought someone should even it out…)
It doesn’t matter whether Charlie is steelers or packers. The girls will both be Team Commercials.
I love their geography :)
Forget the Super Bowl. I would like to see your DGAM girls and this poor thing compete in a battle of wits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Don’t you love how Mario Lopez was trying not to crack up? XD
Oh hell yes. Please invite them and somehow document it.
Heaven forbid that something like an actual problem interfere with a vacation in Hawaii.
Just invite one of them, it will drive the other crazy.
hahaha…
Be careful how you word the invitation… if you use “Superbowl” and “Black-Eyed Peas” in the same paragraph, they might think you’re inviting them over for soup.
That was an awesome comment!
Yeah, cause everybody throws Superbowl parties just to watch the half time shows… riiight.
that was my plan last year, but my roommate decided he needed a “date weekend” with a hippie that had a cold.
lol thats amazing
If I can like your comment, I’d hit the like button multiple times.
You should definitely invite them!
I’m glad she clarified that she meant Hawaii because that wasn’t completely clear what-so-ever.
Definitely invite them over!! And conceal a voice recorder somewhere to record the whole thing!
Don’t do it! Voice recording in CA is illegal without permission. Totally invite them though and you should talk about the half-time show, don’t want to mess with their gaydar.
those poor girls, why are they safe but not anderson cooper?
Yes! Invite them over! It would totally make my year!
Yes; Hawaii is in Africa, abouut five miles East of the Sphinx.
*about
I feel like they’d be surprised to hear that Egypt is in Africa
Yeah, probably.
Did you honestly think anyone would say not to invite them over?
my jaw seriously dropped reading this one…did they ever go to school???
Fact: Hawaii, as we speak, is slowly floating toward the coast of Egypt. As future Egyptians, the Hawian people are protesting along side their future countrymen. Due to these conditions it is not recommended to travel to Hawaii until the protests have ended.
I feel ya man I have psycho housemates and a blog about them!
check it out
http://housematedrama.blogspot.com/
Hahaha! That is all that needs to be said.
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I want to see the look on Cathy and Claire’s faces when you invite them over for the game.
If they say yes, record everything they do, even if you think it sounds lame.
I hope they don’t think you’re being a creeper, but you kind of actually are,
You sit in your sink and write down what they say so strangers can make fun from afar.
For some reason, you kind of remind me of my clay teacher…not really sure why…
Is that good or bad?
It’s good. My clay teacher is a pretty cool guy.
I’m glad I remind you of your cool male clay teacher.
Sorry, I meant Charlie reminded me of my clay teacher…but you seem pretty cool,too. :)
Actually, you remind me of my sister.
Haha! My bad!
Lol i love reading this, I actually did use cathy and claire for my story :P if you want to read it:
http://www.wattpad.com/1003115-finding-my-prince-uh-is-that-supposed-to-be-him-15?d=ud
I referenced the post from late january when Claire couldn’t pee because Cathy was mad at her :)
You are an amazing writer! I read the story for the link you put up, and it is really good!! I chuckled when I saw my name even though I’m sure it wasn’t related to me in any way. Can’t wait for you to add more to it! Keep at it, because I assure you it is really good!
That means alot coming from the one and only Alicia :)
And i was thinking of you and your incredible poems while i was writing that so I think I’ll be borrowing you too :P i might post another part completely about the girls but im not sure yet
Whatever you decide to do, I’m sure it will be amazing :D
Wow, this kind of depresses me that they don’t know their geography. Though, it sounds like something my roommates would say so I should be use to dumb comments. haha
Suddenly it makes sense why so many people believe that Obama was born in Africa… Hawaii=off the coast of Egypt= Africa. Now I get it. Well not really.
What makes me sad is i just had a GAM moment. I was thinking “Why do they care about how close Egypt is to Hawaii?” After a while it finally hit me.
Huh, you know what is weird, my uncle Hany, great aunt Dalol, and cousin Nataliy just left their home country of egypt and went to hawaii. they got there today… they really didn’t want Nataliy to grow up in a country that is so unstable, especially right now!
Of course, this post made me think of this comic: http://www.xkcd.com/850/
Except, sadly, the people who worked on the map were smarter than the comic author had wished… I bet it would’ve been a lot better if those Girls would have done it. xD
just blasted through every single one of your letters in a half hour. have regained hope for mankind.
*stares in while everyone is eating sunchips*
Not often I go to this extreme…but I have to honestly say your site is a complete waste of bandwidth. I hope life improves for you.
And somewhere a goat is clip clomping across a bridge completely unmolested.
interesting story brethren. you must tell it again on some other occasion.
Yet you took the time to comment?
I know, bad habit!
I didn’t mean you, Cygnus. I was referring to Debbie Downer aka Wayne C over here.
Charlie I am depressed because my emojicons don’t show up on the site :(
(The little pictures. It’s an app on my ipod.)
And i needed them so I could give you your ring :( :)
are there really people out there who are this stupid?
I love this site so much! I’m starting to feel like I’m in your little family.. Bring on the Sunchips, poems, and the long stories!
At least they keep up with current events.
Hey, I live in Hawaii! Maybe they’ll come to my island :)
I wouldn’t look forward to them coming if I were you. But if they do come, the GAMs will be the ones looking for a blue alien that thinks it is a dog. Or maybe they will be the ones that are under the impression that grass skirts are normal attire. Probably both. Someone should remind them what an island is so they don’t try to drive to California or Mexico. :)
I would love to read the DGAM Hawaii edition. What say you Charlie, up for some sunscreen and volcanos?
Turns out there are a lot people who do not know geography. My sister this weekend asked me if Virginia was near Oregon?! Not related. Check out my blog. My job is to observe classrooms in a middle school… Due to budget cuts… geography has been thrown out the window.
http://middleschoolwhat.blogspot.com/
Yo Mcdowell,
I’ll lend you my atlas :D
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