Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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18
“Did you steal Petunia’s charger so you could charge Mufasa?!” I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.
10
08
“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.
07
“Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.
