Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
23
“I’ve always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans.” Stop wondering, they’re Cubans.
06
“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.
05
“Is it okay if I take Nyquil during the day or only at night?” You should NEVER be operating heavy machinery anyway, so go for it.
29
“For the lotto I picked the jersey numbers of the soccer players I hooked up with in high school!” You’re only allowed 6 numbers…
28
(at 2AM) “Were we even born when the world was 8 days a week?” Ladies, time to turn off The Beatles and get some sleep.
