Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
19
“I’m so proud, I didn’t even get that wasted on St. Patrick’s Day, did I?” Are you asking because you were too drunk to remember?
09
“There’s such a thing as invisible children!? Wait, how do you see them if they’re invisible?” Kony 2012.
06
“Luke told me that HD stands for ‘Huge Dick.’ Is that true?!” If you come downstairs and I’ll show you my 55″ Huge Dick in color.
05
“Please come home! The cork broke and I can’t get this bottle of wine open by myself.” Alcoholics shouldn’t enable each other.
01
“Snooki is pregnant!? You know what, good for her. She’s proving all of her haters wrong.” Right, she’s proving them very RIGHT.
