Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“Groundhog Day is a real thing?! So there are people who keep living the same day over and over?!” Yep, and that person is me.
23
“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!'” I think he was saying “I just farted.”
20
“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.
19
“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.
17
“Do you think a day will ever come when we don’t wanna listen to The Black Eyed Peas anymore?” Can that day start right now?
