Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
13
“It’s Friday the 13th?! I can’t get my hair dyed today! What if there’s a killer there?” Don’t let him turn you into a brunette!
12
(singing) “Ovvvulation. Ovvvulation. Ovulation, ovulation, ovula-a-a-a-tion.” You’re not allowed to be around men today.
04
“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.
03
“Seeing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has made me wanna get a badass tattoo.” The Girl With The Star On Her Foot isn’t “badass.”
02
“I’m honestly way too hungover to remember the last time I got that drunk.” December 29th, 2011.
