Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
15
(Watching The Hunger Games trailer) “I play very different hunger games.” Yes but anorexia doesn’t make for good cinema.
14
“The Kardashians need us so badly right now. Maybe we should start a charity for them!?” Ahh, yes, more money is what they need.
10
“8:30, make out sesh. 8:40, I go down on him. Umm, probably 8:50, he’ll go down on me…” Are you making a sex itinerary?
09
Claire, I feel really guilty knowing that you secretly outbid Cathy for that cashmere sweater on Ebay. In saying that, great find!
08
“If I don’t get a coat from Chanel’s winter collection I’m honestly going to kill myself.” Am I supposed to report this?
