Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
28
“What should I Google if I wanna figure out how to invent diet coke without any bubblies?” Maybe try “there’s no hope for me”?
27
“Nancy Grace’s areola is so much bigger than mine! That’s never how I imagined it.” This is something you think about day-to-day?
26
“Oh my God, the power just went out! THE POWER JUST WENT OUT! Turn on the lights, I can’t see!” You’re way funnier in the dark.
23
“I’ve had a horrible day and now I gotta learn this new Facebook timeline?! Life is out to get me!” Apparently so is the internet.
22
(singing) “The answer my friend, is blow jobs in the wind, the answer is blow jobs in the wind.” So I see you figured it out.
