Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
21
“That whore! What a slut! Whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face!” Want me to keep a whore to slut tally?
20
“Do you think I could ever win an Emmy for just loving Grey’s Anatomy so much?” No I don’t.
19
“Let’s just say she’s not the sharpest pool in the shed.” To be fair you’re not exactly the sharpest wife in the drawer either.
15
“The only real reason to have a boyfriend is to have someone who’s in charge of parking validation.” We are REALLY good at that.
14
“I’m blanking, who discovered the world was round again? I mean flat–wait, did he think–yeah, flat–wait–” Christopher Columbus.
