Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
11
“Shark Week is over!? But it was only on for like a week! Oh, wait a minute–” Nope, you already said it out loud!
10
“OMG! I lost 3 pounds from food poisoning! We’re so going back there.” Finally you found a place that does the vomiting for you.
09
“I can’t believe we both got a pimple on our lip at the same time!” Umm, did you happen to make out with the same Ed Hardy guy?
05
“Honestly I could never be with someone who didn’t absolutely love Miami.” Funny, I just said the same thing, except the opposite.
04
(reading her Facebook wall) “Who is this Rip Lewis everyone’s talking about?” I’m sorry but I think your friend Lewis died.
