“She’s kinda pathetic, spending years studying just to work at a bar.” Does this “bar” happen to be called “the bar?”

“He’s really hot but sometimes in public he acts so premature. Grow up!” You’re not even remotely using that word correctly.

“Amy Winehouse was killed in Norway!?” Hey CNN, slow down!

“Why can’t all men be like Amanda Bynes as a guy in She’s the Man?” After listening to your conversations, I sorta am that man.

“He’s taking me out to some restaurant in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!” Maybe they can whip you up some Korean food.