Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
20
“I was away from my phone 5 whole minutes and no missed calls or texts!” Ahh! Gather the women and children and run for the hills!
19
“Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more Facebook friends is because you accept everyone.” Subtext: You’re a whore.
18
“J.Lo and Marc Anthony call it splitsville!? What hope do the rest of us have!?” The exact same as when they were together.
15
“Everyone’s been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I’m a part of a conspiracy!?” Ya, no way it’s cause you’re a shitty driver.
14
“There are these billboards everywhere saying the world’s coming to an end on Friday!” Does Harry Potter happen to be on them?
