Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
06
“What do you mean I needed to register to vote? Can’t I just text it in?” I knew it was too good to be true.
05
“Is it bad that I’m gonna vote for Obama mostly so I can see Michelle looking happy in a great dress?” Good enough for me!
01
“I think the people who work at Starbucks are racist. They keep yelling out for the ‘tall black guy!'” Black Eye. It’s a drink.
31
“Oh my God, the tailor didn’t make my Big Bird costume sexy enough!” It’s all in the yellow stilettos.
29
“Look out the window! Is Sandy here yet?” 3,000 miles due east, I see her coming!
