Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
“How can my mom expect me to find a job while things are so unresolved with TomKat?” Ask Siri.
25
“Isn’t it funny that we’ve both never seen a pickle tree before!?” Well I find it funny, but I think for a different reason.
18
“Don’t rocks originally come from dinosaur poo?” Yes, but now Dwayne Johnson makes them.
14
“I can’t believe I used to think cookies came from a cookie tree!” Your mental progress could unite rival countries.
13
“Regardless of hating my bikini, I think it’s time we post the pics from our skinny summer of 08′.” Such a brave sacrifice.
