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Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning.
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In bed sick, I turned off my humidifier just to hear about your ‘TicTac diet’. Guess we both have issues.
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I’m gonna be nice! When u sang Pink’s Sober u sounded…happy…SHIT VOICE FUCK YOUR HEELS. Oops.
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Favorite quote “OMG, he wasn’t Cirque Du Soleiled?!” In reference to a guy’s uncircumcised penis.
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When u said “I wanna run for President of our building, that’d be hot”, I prayed for the first time.