10
I heard a guy’s voice & thought one of u would get some, until he sang One Song Glory from Rent.
09
High heels were invented for a quick boost in elevation, not for me to have dreams of being in a stampede.
08
Was confused by “Jake the Chihuahua was SO the MVP,”until I realized your Bowl was on Animal Planet.
05
Not even you guys could make that noise, please tell me you didn’t get an animal…
04
I don’t believe you can sue Tivo for just “wanting to pause live TV” when you were 6 years old.