Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
25
You said “I’d fuck any guy that sings Sex On Fire.” http://tinyurl.com/yblceez. Boy do you owe me.
24
I changed my wireless internet name to “JohnStamosCondo” in hopes that it might confuse & excite you. It did.
23
I can hear u best from this spot. My family has described this image as “the lowest moment” in my life.
22
In the first interaction outside our living quarters, did u really think I was a valet guy or was that your staunch witty humor?
19
Your St. Patty’s party was off the hook! At 2am u guys were still taking shots, while I was googling “noose making” in my undies.
