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“I cant keep saying I have my period to this guy, its been 3 months & he’s becoming suspicious.” I knew girls did this.
17
The 4.4 earthquake didnt wake me, but you guys shrieking, “Look outside, was it as bad as the Haiti one!?” sure did.
16
I wish I could have seen u guys get high (before Jen passed out) & work the casino with your “p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face.”
15
In your Vegas recap, everything happened before or after “Jen passed out”. You just created a new dividing point in world history.
14
I really hope what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas. Welcome home.