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What’s the countdown till Friday for? Is a loved one going into surgery for–Oh wait, one of you just screamed VEGAS.
09
You got a ticket for parking in handicap even though you “limped into the store”? Almost smart…almost.
08
When u blasted Usher’s Yeah!, I sang the “yeahs” in 5 different English dialects. Thanks for the insanity.
05
Whenever u use words like ‘dont tell anyone’, I turn off all sound making devices & then instinctively tell everyone.
04
So…we had a sex-off. You guys think youre real hot shit, huh? Well you should, you won. Congrats.