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“Right now we’re inviting 27 people, I say only ugly girls from here on out.” “Totes agree.” Totes not agree. I never OK’d this.
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Yes, I was pretending to be on the phone so I didnt have to pick up my dog’s poo. To be fair, in my convo I was helping a friend.
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Don’t worry about failing to mail taxes in on time, I’m more concerned that you thought the post office was closed on 4/20.
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If coming home at 2AM & talking like Pee Wee Herman is “your new fav,” then why dont you marry it?
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“Everyone here needs to stop freaking out about this volcano. America doesn’t even have any!” USA ranks 3rd in active volcanoes.