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“I think we should start like a movement to bring back the hand job. It’s soooooo much easier.” Good luck with your endeavors.
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“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.
15
“I didnt want my therapist to judge me, so I told her I only made out w Chad.” Not sure you’re quite getting the point of therapy.
14
After discovering our units share the same water heater (thanks Alberto), I set my alarm 14 mins before yours to take a shower.
13
I devised a strategical plan in case you discover my identity. This is my house, I have to defend it.