Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
12
I apologize for the Chewbacca greeting in the parking lot, I was eating a banana.
09
“The guy down the hall looks at us all crazy like he wants to bone or something.” Ok, that’s Stu, he’s got a lazy eye and is gay.
08
“I had the shittiest day, all I wanna do is get wasted.” I remember you saying the same thing last week when having the best day.
07
Time to discuss the elephant in the room. My dog does NOT look like a “Bowling Ball.” Also, dont look for an elephant in the room.
06
“I look fat in my photo light ticket! Why is the camera at such an unflattering angle?” I think you’re missing the point here.
