Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
28
People ask what I’ll do if you move? Just like a break up: scream cry, grow a goatee, & eavesdrop on lesser girls at Pinkberry.
27
As I pressed PLAY to watch the Idol finale, you blurted out, “Now that she lost, I bet she wont get her teeth fixed.” And, DELETE.
26
Sometimes when you’re having sex, I play you in Jenga. Right now I’m winning 3 games to 2.
25
“Did someone break in?! We didn’t leave the TV on CNN, right?” I’ve heard of these intelligent news watching burglars. Be careful.
24
“Let’s never move out of Gaysville, they’re so clean and nice!” Is there a Batman signal for unsanitary & unruly gay dudes?
